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[samuraigirl666]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like...Laxatives... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like...Bananas...

Comments

[equester]

'Tis amazing how many of these apply to women too...

[samuraigirl666]

Ha! Wouldnt say women are like numbers...5,8,9,10,11,12

Though I completely agree that 13 applies to women too :p lmao

[equester]

8, 9, 10 and 12 I would have to debate.

[samuraigirl666]

OMG!!!
How can you say women run at the first sign of emotion?
And how would you know about 10?

I'm not even going to go into the other two! grrr :p

[equester]

True enough, for 10 I have only other peoples views. As for running at the first sign of emotion...certain people I know have been known to say things along the lines of "Anyway" in order to change the subject when someone talks about thier feelings. Isn't that a form of running?

[samuraigirl666]

Well that's just me. Most women do like emotion. You cant put me in the same category as most women. Im a heartless bitch, I really cant stand to see people cry. I'm not very good at listening to people saying they really like me, coz it kinda means I have to tell them how I feel about them....I hate knocking people back :( Therefore I cope by running :(

I do embrace other forms of emotion :p