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I don't need first aid, Hank, I need you to stop choking me and hitting me with fire extinguishers.
Everyone interested in going to Izzard,
I am wanting to buy tickets middle of next week so that we can get seats together, Im probably going to go for the $40 cheaper seats unless everyone realy wants to pay the extra $10.
Anyway, if you are interested in it, please let me know by the middle of next week. THX! -
When you break into someone's house, it's always better to have a white chick with you
So, Eddie Izzard is comming to the St. Louis Roberts Orpheum Theater May 30th. Who wants to go ( Read more... ) -
It's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none, none more black
Ugg... didnt have my coffee this morning. Can barely function ( Read more... ) -
It was so historicly accurate, I was expecting Hitler to burst through the wall on a robotic spider
So im going on a suprise trip to Rolla tomorow. Ill be there from thursday eve to sat morn ( Read more... ) -
It's either bad meat or good cheese
I may be getting a new car. It is still up in the air, but it is exactly the car I want. My parents dont see the problem with my current car. Sorry, but in order to keep my current car running safely, that means bare minimum, nothing for leasure or looks, it would be $3k (mind you this car already has 2.5k+ miles on it). The car I am looking at is ( Read more... ) -
He asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "no, but I want a regular banana later, so yeah"
I think i may have just helped in screwing over a friend. I was talking about a week ago about the GSA with a friend, seeing if he wanted to buy a shirt. While he wasnt totaly sold on joining the club, he was supporitve enough to buy a tshirt. Yesterday, his stepmom found the shirt. She started ranting about how he was "going against God" and how ( Read more... ) -
60% of the time, it works all the time.
So i gave blood today at school, then an hour later, there was a huge lump on my arm. So I went up to the teacher (Looten) to go to the nurse. As soon as I walked up to him, everything went black, I tried walking back to my desk and fell over the trash can. Then there was a constant rining in my ears until the nurse wheeled me out, kinda ( Read more... ) -
You are a smelly pirate hooker! Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!
I realy hate nice weather. I know that sounds rediculose, but for some reason whenever it gets sunny and warm, i get depressed. I always thought that it was the opposite, but apparently i am a different case. And it didnt help that the person I had plans with today said they would "call me back in a minuite"... that was at 2:45 ( Read more... ) -
Hi, you will be in the part of the plane that falls off.
SO, I have a lot of crap due this week, and im uber stressed about it. I have a paper due today, a paper due tomorow in the same class, A project due thursday, a test on thrusday, a clay mold due friday, a guest book to make by monday, and a speech that I have little info on to give infront of a crowd of >100 people next friday. Im tired of having ( Read more... )