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[samwillkillhim]

"If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party." -Jack Handey

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[i_selloranges]

i do that all the time, it must be why i have so many friends *tears of unfathomable saddness*