Update the 125th ~ Off With Their Heads
My parents really need to get a new hobby. I'm getting tired of being their pin cushion. *grumbls* I'm not going to get into it, but blah!
I will, however, give you some more random
I went to the eye doctor's yesterday. Jax and Ivy were with me, and normally, I'd make this all short and to the point about how I hate the doctors, and basically say, I was in and out, but no. You're getting the full detials, because this trip was so fucking bloody brilliant.
We got to the office and I was filling out paperwork, and when I turned around to ask Ivy the date, she and Jax were bouncing. Not just any type of bouncing.. they were plopping up and down on a set of chairs. I gave them a funny look, they looked embarrased, and then they stopped. I came over and looked at the chair. It was basically a bunch of bunggie cords criss crossed across two metal poles. Ivy wanted me to sit. I didn't, because I knew I'd have too much fun.
So the man dialiated my eyes, but the strange effect was, only one of them dialiated correctly. So I walked around for the next 4 hours with one dialiated pupil, and one normal one. I looked like the devil. I think. I couldn't really see.
I had to pick out a pair of glasses so that I could read far away. That's the only problem I have. I can see things far away, but alas, reading evaids me.
So then the fun starts.
We got back to my house and my computer's printer had come. But the strange thing was, is there were two boxes on my porch. I took both in, both addressed to me, and when I opened the second box, there was a larger, better, more expensive laptop by Dell inside. I flipped out.
So in the couse of the next hour, I'm not too sure what happened.
We opened the laptop, and tried to set up an internet connection so that the three of us could all be on the computer at the same time for our RP chat we had that night without having to share a computer. The problem was is that Trillian was being a bitch, and so there was the madness of trying to manage a chat connection on two computers, trying to get the internet on the third, sorting though connection cables for the computers and printer, tripping over boxes, stumbling through my crap-covered room, getting stuck in the damn packaging peanuts, and going, all together mad because my god damned left pupil was dialated and twitching like a bloody newt.
Death to a Salesmen..
As well, here are some quotes from Jax, Sblomie and I.
CheeseyCheeseyCheeseyCreamyCheeseCreamyCheeseyCream
If you're not up, I'm coming back to electrocute you with a toaster in a bathtub... you have been warned.
I thought you meant like a fish in a tank, waving a rainbow fag flag screaming I AM JESUS!
The fog is like a comforting security blanket
Yeah, one that's been shoved in the freezer!
I'm happy like a pickle
I though pickles were sour
They are, but they're not sour when they're in the jar together, because they're all sour.. yeah okay.
The French Are Here! I've never been so happy to hear the French!
List of things to do today
Wash Kiaya - she smells like shite
Put old stuffed animals in storage box
Check on my classes for fall quarter
Clean room
Buy connection cable for my printer and speakers because I can
Watch All I Want
AVOID PARENTS WRATH
I will, however, give you some more random
I went to the eye doctor's yesterday. Jax and Ivy were with me, and normally, I'd make this all short and to the point about how I hate the doctors, and basically say, I was in and out, but no. You're getting the full detials, because this trip was so fucking bloody brilliant.
We got to the office and I was filling out paperwork, and when I turned around to ask Ivy the date, she and Jax were bouncing. Not just any type of bouncing.. they were plopping up and down on a set of chairs. I gave them a funny look, they looked embarrased, and then they stopped. I came over and looked at the chair. It was basically a bunch of bunggie cords criss crossed across two metal poles. Ivy wanted me to sit. I didn't, because I knew I'd have too much fun.
So the man dialiated my eyes, but the strange effect was, only one of them dialiated correctly. So I walked around for the next 4 hours with one dialiated pupil, and one normal one. I looked like the devil. I think. I couldn't really see.
I had to pick out a pair of glasses so that I could read far away. That's the only problem I have. I can see things far away, but alas, reading evaids me.
So then the fun starts.
We got back to my house and my computer's printer had come. But the strange thing was, is there were two boxes on my porch. I took both in, both addressed to me, and when I opened the second box, there was a larger, better, more expensive laptop by Dell inside. I flipped out.
So in the couse of the next hour, I'm not too sure what happened.
We opened the laptop, and tried to set up an internet connection so that the three of us could all be on the computer at the same time for our RP chat we had that night without having to share a computer. The problem was is that Trillian was being a bitch, and so there was the madness of trying to manage a chat connection on two computers, trying to get the internet on the third, sorting though connection cables for the computers and printer, tripping over boxes, stumbling through my crap-covered room, getting stuck in the damn packaging peanuts, and going, all together mad because my god damned left pupil was dialated and twitching like a bloody newt.
Death to a Salesmen..
As well, here are some quotes from Jax, Sblomie and I.
CheeseyCheeseyCheeseyCreamyCheeseCreamyCheeseyCream
If you're not up, I'm coming back to electrocute you with a toaster in a bathtub... you have been warned.
I thought you meant like a fish in a tank, waving a rainbow fag flag screaming I AM JESUS!
The fog is like a comforting security blanket
Yeah, one that's been shoved in the freezer!
I'm happy like a pickle
I though pickles were sour
They are, but they're not sour when they're in the jar together, because they're all sour.. yeah okay.
The French Are Here! I've never been so happy to hear the French!
List of things to do today
Wash Kiaya - she smells like shite
Put old stuffed animals in storage box
Check on my classes for fall quarter
Clean room
Buy connection cable for my printer and speakers because I can
Watch All I Want
AVOID PARENTS WRATH