i hung out with new boy last night and friends and that was absolutely crazy ass fun. i don't think we all went to sleep until around 5 or 6, woke up to everyone upstairs being really loud at around 10:30 and then i came home today at noon after a horrific ride home from birmingham. yeah, with all that fucking snow out there, i got stuck in the ( Read more... )

^ while sifting through my bag in the oc today, i sliced my middle finger on a dull razor. why the hell an old razor was in my bag is incomprehensible to me but it effing hurt. so while sucking on it i inadvertinly flipped of passerbyers ( Read more... )

first of all, i am addicted to the bachelorette and i never saw it coming. and stu is a stalker creep. don't give him a rose! if she doesn't pick michael as her future husband, she can totally send him my way ( Read more... )

so today i worked about 10 hours and on my break, i tried on and bought $84 worth of clothes at gap: 1 tan pea coat, 1 hot pink shirt, and 1 pair a jeans- on sale- in 15 mins. i saw them on a mannequin and said "i have to have that outfit!" hahahaha..... just kidding ( Read more... )

no matter what anyone says, i will always love my hair crimper

so what's with the guy who tells you how cute and pretty you are and how awesome of a personality you have seriously every time they talk to you, oh wait, and then doesn't call? what the fuck is up with that? i'd really like to know, what the fuck. it can't possibly be that i'm too awesome for you. hmm... maybe can it possibly be that the "friend" ( Read more... )

so i watched "grind" today, one of my favourite movies, despite my friend's foul comments on how awfully made a movie it is. my favourite scene is when they're at the club and matt goes "it's our song!" and they bust out these sweet choreographed moves. seriously, i think it would be the funniest thing ever if i was at a party and some people ( Read more... )

Ultimate Opposite Sex Survey (for girls)

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--Your Favorite--Hair Color:preferably darkEye Color:as long as he has eyes(Their)Music Genre Preference:rap, i like to get my booty shakin'Height(estimate):5'9"Age:21-24Personality Type:cute--This or That--Older or Younger:olderRomantic or Horndog: ( Read more... )

YES! But for God's sake, not for how it looks. This is health news. Doctors told Glamour that Botox, a muscle relaxant, is being used to treat vaginismus, a condition in which muscle spasms can make sex painful. After receiving Botox injections, 19 of 20 women with the condition reported having pain-free intercourse, according to a new study. More ( Read more... )

so i am employee of the month... again. suck that bitches, suck it to all of those who categorize me with all the other dumb yuppy girls i work with. just because they suck doesn't mean i suck. in one year, i've received employee of the month twice. only one other person there has accomplished that, and she is a bartender and a supervisor ( Read more... )