all along summer's gate, better lives we've lived

Dec 11, 2004 00:49

ugh. today was tiring and long ( Read more... )

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gartho009 December 11 2004, 10:51:14 UTC
How dare you say that you're girl-retarded! Anyone who can compose a line like "my clean sheets beckon for my willing touch" could very easily get some kind of crazy victorian-themed gang bang going pronto.

Right now my mind's in more of a cross-country mood. Not sure why, but that's what's most appealing to me right now. Although I'd still love to go downhill with you. Both rock my world.

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sancho8587 December 11 2004, 12:58:02 UTC
hahahahahahaaaa!
and yes, we shall have a ski partay soon.

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georgy_porgy December 11 2004, 11:21:34 UTC
you're obviously not the most girl-retarded person on the planet.

saul is!

mua ha ha. but seriously, have more confidence in yourself, man! you'd be surprised just how many people would say the opposite about you being girl-retarded...

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space_pirate December 11 2004, 12:14:54 UTC
Lexi. I'm sorry, but Saul wrote the effin' book on how to pick up girls. or at least the essay. regardless, don't even try to step to Pimp-Master Saul.

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georgy_porgy December 11 2004, 17:15:14 UTC
how to pick up hot women
by saul spady

Chapter 1: The approach

when approaching a hot women you could potentially have sex with, always make sure you dress sharp. i tend to go for clothes fit for a 7-year-old, to excentuate my rippling core muscles. start by complimenting a feature of their's. "i really like how your a cup fills out the dress." women love that. it's a code for "please have sex with my premature body."

argh.

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ellebow December 11 2004, 14:48:27 UTC
we are going skiing smart one. it's your birthday present. pick the day and drive the car and lot's of bush kids will hit the slopes at stevens.

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raef December 11 2004, 16:38:01 UTC
"granted we do talk and disrupt the process,"

Dude, you guys wouldn't shut up. It was hellza annoying. Barb or no barb.

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sancho8587 December 11 2004, 18:09:03 UTC
i can think of at least one time when sombody was having a conversation next to me and i said one word and she got pissed at me instead of the other person.

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anonymous December 12 2004, 16:04:09 UTC
you used to censure in a sentence! hurrrray for essay 1! i guess jack mchenry really touched your life in a deep, sensual way.
ari

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