How dare you say that you're girl-retarded! Anyone who can compose a line like "my clean sheets beckon for my willing touch" could very easily get some kind of crazy victorian-themed gang bang going pronto.
Right now my mind's in more of a cross-country mood. Not sure why, but that's what's most appealing to me right now. Although I'd still love to go downhill with you. Both rock my world.
you're obviously not the most girl-retarded person on the planet.
saul is!
mua ha ha. but seriously, have more confidence in yourself, man! you'd be surprised just how many people would say the opposite about you being girl-retarded...
Lexi. I'm sorry, but Saul wrote the effin' book on how to pick up girls. or at least the essay. regardless, don't even try to step to Pimp-Master Saul.
when approaching a hot women you could potentially have sex with, always make sure you dress sharp. i tend to go for clothes fit for a 7-year-old, to excentuate my rippling core muscles. start by complimenting a feature of their's. "i really like how your a cup fills out the dress." women love that. it's a code for "please have sex with my premature body."
i can think of at least one time when sombody was having a conversation next to me and i said one word and she got pissed at me instead of the other person.
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Right now my mind's in more of a cross-country mood. Not sure why, but that's what's most appealing to me right now. Although I'd still love to go downhill with you. Both rock my world.
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and yes, we shall have a ski partay soon.
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saul is!
mua ha ha. but seriously, have more confidence in yourself, man! you'd be surprised just how many people would say the opposite about you being girl-retarded...
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by saul spady
Chapter 1: The approach
when approaching a hot women you could potentially have sex with, always make sure you dress sharp. i tend to go for clothes fit for a 7-year-old, to excentuate my rippling core muscles. start by complimenting a feature of their's. "i really like how your a cup fills out the dress." women love that. it's a code for "please have sex with my premature body."
argh.
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Dude, you guys wouldn't shut up. It was hellza annoying. Barb or no barb.
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