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sand_in_stereo

Scientific Calculations

Mar 08, 2005 19:55

My grandmother has sent me yet another one of her infamous "care packages." One will usually find girly watches, jewlery, and/or hideous purses in said packages. It's her word-less but persistant pursuit of my womanhood. I've had the same wallet for 2 years now and everytime she sees it it's obvious that it offends here somewhere down deep. I only ( Read more... )

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leslieannlevine March 8 2005, 17:22:55 UTC

your boyfriend is a babe and i just found out tonight that he was for REAL for real. and of course this caused him to yell HOLY SHIT WE'RE DATING COUSINS, like, four times.

ps- it isn't "bag lady," it's "olsen twins"... you and me. we can be the new olsens.

wrong leslieannlevine March 8 2005, 17:24:39 UTC

your boyfriend is a tool. and he's ugly.

Re: wrong sand_in_stereo March 8 2005, 17:30:18 UTC

f you. he can't call a bluff...but he's mine and i think he's fabulous.

sand_in_stereo March 8 2005, 17:31:35 UTC

i was going to reply with a "woah...we are dating cousins," but we aren't. you are...but i'm not.

why does this seem weird to me??

p.s - olsens it is. i call mary-kate.

jackthebodyless March 8 2005, 19:13:27 UTC

congrats on relationshipdom. dont feel bad about neglecting cell phones, they're essentially just leashes that are inconvenient far more often than they're useful.

it's funny that you got the package today, cause it's actually international women's day today.