[ Venom XXVII. ]

[sand_marionette]

So apparently this year, my college introduced this mandatory online alcohol test that even I had to take, despite already being a registered student the past four years. You're probably thinking; how can you take an alcohol test onlineYeah

Comments

[sensus_diversus]

Pft. It's what you end up with when people'r too fuckin' lazy to test people personally.

[sand_marionette]

There's already been a party broken up on-campus, and classes haven't even started up. Freshmen. Obviously you save the hard partying until two weeks in when you're not going to be remembered fer it and busted again.

[sensus_diversus]

Well, you shouldn't expect much from 'em. Let the idiots learn from their mistakes.

[sand_marionette]

Hahahah. I don't expect anythin' from the masses.

[tattoo_d_wonder]

The hell kind of shit is that? Four hours? Fuckin' glad it ain't my school pushin' that test.

[sand_marionette]

I played snake in the background fer half of it.

[sympathetic_ear]

It's actually becoming more common among colleges, or at least the residential sectors. Probably due to the increasing numbers of inebriated attendees at lectures.

Ineffectual though, eh?

[sand_marionette]

It en't meant to be a "don't drink" thing so much as a "this is how you deal with trashed roomies, make sure people don't die (and we don't get sued) and don't black out yourself" sort of thing.

[drowsy_deer]

I got that shit done in less than two hours. It is a nonsensical waste of time, though; I'll agree with you there. Obviously, coming from a famiy of drunkards has proved advantageous for once.

[sand_marionette]

Well, aren't we special.