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[sand_marionette]

After sparing a moment to snicker at the numeral my subject title's reached--anyone else on the second floor been havin' more trouble with the showers than usual? I swear the hot's running out quicker, it's like someone's installed a secondary pipeline. If that bastard landlord got a smaller water heater I swear I will make his face look like mine

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[whatpaperwork]

You're counting down the days 'til you can get pie? Aww, Kandi, you're really kinda homey, aren't you.

[sand_marionette]

I am not homey, I just like good comfort food.

[greengigabomb]

But cold showers are INVIGORATING!

[sand_marionette]

Cold water closes pores. YOU try scrubbing off heavy make up like this, at night, drunk. Perhaps that exercise will help exfoliate your youth.

[greengigabomb]

Oh, Kankurou. Surely you must see that ALCOHOL impedes EVERYONE'S youth.

[sand_marionette]

Last I checked, alcohol was almost synonymous with youth, along with stupidity.

[status_terminal]

Apple pies! Heavens, I can't remember the last time I actually had pie...

I take it this Apple Acre farm produces good food then? Perhaps I'll make a trip down there myself sometimes should I know where it is, that is.

[sand_marionette]

It en't a well-advertised place, but if you give me yer apartment number I can slide some directions under yer door for you. Just a straight-out farm with a pretty nice shop inside, you can see how they make the donuts through a window and take a walk through the apple conveyor and cider press. The place across the street used to do horse drawn hayrides, I haven't been in a couple years though.

Anyway, my uncle told me that my mom liked the place when she was young, so it's been around a bit.

[status_terminal]

Sounds like a lovely place; it's no surprise you can't wait to go. I'm at apartment 24, then, thank you!

[sand_marionette]

No problem, old man.

[fastblackcat]

There hasn't been a second pipeline installed. The water heater's probably busted, so it looks like another call to the plumber's is in order.

[sand_marionette]

I give that weirdo three days before I take my own tools to it.

[fastblackcat]

Unfortunately, that weirdo isn't at Lysgar, and won't be for an unspecified amount of time, so it's me you have to go to for the time being.

[sand_marionette]

What else is new.

Same still holds.

[fate_calls]

See, now I want pie. Bring some back?

And I'm also with you on the germs. Shudder.

[sand_marionette]

Yer that newbie in number one, right? Can't see the hurt s'long as you fork the cash, I can carry a lot. They have pretty much everything, including an everything pie, period, so whatever you want.

[fate_calls]

Yes.

Cash isn't a problem. I'd like a pumpkin pie and a half-gallon of apple cider, please. I'll stop by and drop off the money sometime this week.

[sand_marionette]

Sure.