004.// " 'All I want for Christmas is you' is a holiday toast to cannibalism."

[sandal_of_doom]

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[PUBLIC || UNFILTERED because who the hell cares who sees (hint: not Hiyori |D)☇ Reminded a bunch of dumbass drivers about how pedestrians have the right of way. Nice

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[downrightlinear]

Pedestrians only have the right of way when you're a pedestrian. Opinions change the second you get behind a wheel. And then they change back when you're a pedestrian again.

[sandal_of_doom]

Bullshit. Rules are rules, an' they don't change just like that! They're there fer a reason, ya know!

'Course, that's what those drivers thought, too, but I set 'em straight.

[downrightlinear]

How, by letting them hit you?

[sandal_of_doom]

By givin' the first one of 'em who tried to hit me a brand new red convertible lunchbox.

[championess]

Denied.

You wrecked it good enough though.

[sandal_of_doom]

Didn't ask fer your opinion, did I?

What th--I hardly broke anything! 'S yer own stupid fault fer havin' that lame-ass glass door anyway!

[championess]

All stores have glass doors.

[sandal_of_doom]

Ain't my fault everyone else is as much of an idiot as you.

[reversetheremix]

[ hmm Hiyori kept a better account of all she did to him than he did ]

You ain't winnin' yourself any points here.

[sandal_of_doom]

[...Blame that one on the curse--she doesn't normally keep track. And it all sort of blurs together really]

Well I ain't makin' the list for you, moron.

1/2

[reversetheremix]

[ lmao blunt trauma to the head prolly makes sure it blurs together for him, seeing how he never dodges ]

As if I wanna know...

[reversetheremix]

[ AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW except for this ]... What's the inventory lookin' like anyway?