007.// Going Bananas. Sort of literally. [video/action post]

[sandal_of_doom]

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[...and in today's episode of Wild Kingdom-- the video starts with...trees. Lots of them. And then there's a flicker of movement, someone...swinging through the trees exactly like a monkey, then perching, crouched on all fours, on a large-ish branch.]

[Face even dirtier than usual, Hiyori sits, shoulders hunched, absently scratching her armpit

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[anti_buttons]

[That... voice...]

video;

[anti_buttons]

You look exactly the same.

video;

[sandal_of_doom]

[turns her head to spit out the half-chewed mouthful of banana because it's like her 50th one today, okay]

Yeah? Somethin' wrong with that?

video;

[anti_buttons]

[...disgusted.]

Nothing outside the norm, I suppose.

[contaminations]

It recorded.

Why did you--[Wait. Not talking to a damn monkey.]

[sandal_of_doom]

Ya think I don't know that, dumbass?

An' I didn't do it on purpose! Like I'd leave it up if I had any choice--are you a total moron or somethin'?

[contaminations]

I don't assume monkeys know anything, idiot.

The hell did you bring the device with you for, anyway?

[sandal_of_doom]

I ain't normally a monkey, stupid!

Ain't like I meant to do that, either.

Who th' hell're you, anyway?

[threadedstars]

[ Oh god she doesn't even. Though that looks a whoooole lot more cooler than the shiny princess outfit she's been trying to get off and failing at. ]

H-Hiyori-san? Y-You shouldn't climb so far...

/assuming this is still video...? Kick me if...that's not the case...

[sandal_of_doom]

Oooh--[...or, that's what she's trying to say. It comes out more like...an agitated hoot]

Look who gets to be a princess today. [still rather jealous over the name thing = very yes. |D]

yes, yes it is. :D

[threadedstars]

[ Poor, poor Hiyori. ]

U-Um.. eheh! I must have put it on in my sleep... But I can't seem to find how to get out of it.

But I've gotten really good at weaving today! Maybe I can make you a rope to climb down, Hiyori-san?

:D <3

[sandal_of_doom]

[isn't really thinking, and starts swinging like this |D]

...I can get down just fine on my own.

[...jealous or not...it's just too hard to be out-and-out mean to 'Hime...which is sort of really annoying but doesn't change that fact.]

[championess]

...I can see an improval.

[sandal_of_doom]

[lucky you're not an ant, or she'd ttly smoosh you. Or, considering her current state, eat you.]

An' I can see a moron who's just as stupid as ever.

[championess]

Then stop lookin' in the mirror.

[sandal_of_doom]

I'm surprised ya even know what those are, dumbshit.

1/3

[reversetheremix]

[ Oh. Oh. What's this? Curse or no, Hiyori... she's... ]

[reversetheremix]

[ .......................she's finally come to terms with her natural habitat. ]

[reversetheremix]

How's it hangin', Hiyori?!

[sandal_of_doom]

[...were you there IRL, you would totally be getting sandal'd in the face (or pelted with fruit, considering current circumstances) for that pun B|]

How's it look like, dumbass?! [growls] Makin' fun of my name--ain't those "deities" 'r whatever got any kinda respect fer anything?!