Emoticon: Stern Face

[sandersrocksit]

Is everyone completely and totally un-gassed now?

Then come here for pancakes. I'M USING MY BEST FATHERLY VOICE. You just can't tell because it's text.

... :/ please?

Comments

[h_hollister]

*she PINpoints in*

"Pancakes? Whurzza pancakes?"

[sandersrocksit]

"Soon!! I tried to put a chocolate chip in for an eye. It melted." Greg waves from the stove and skitters ADDishly all around the kitchen.

[h_hollister]

"Yay pancakes! And, dude, for an eye, you need to use a Hershey's Kiss. It is the only fitting and proper thing! Need any help, sir?"

[sandersrocksit]

"They are the same shape! I thought surely the wax content of American chocolate could withstand! And maybe a little help. You could pour milk!"

[courtneycrumrin]

Almost!

[sandersrocksit]

*eyes* Well ... you can have a pancake. It will be shaped like something funny.

[courtneycrumrin]

That sounds awesome.

[sandersrocksit]

Of course, it ... may not have a specific shape, but it WILL be funny.

[leela1]

Pancakes? Yum.

[sandersrocksit]

I went grocery shopping! I have food!

[leela1]

Awesome, I'm starved! *picks a leave out of her hair, tossing it in his garbage* Need any help or.. some music maybe?

[sandersrocksit]

Music is always good!

[lust_for_life]

PENISCAKES??

[sandersrocksit]

FINE, YOU WHORE. ... I should make a mould. Or a ... penis-shape cutter.

[lust_for_life]

I got pancakes from room service BUT THEY REFUSED TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE PENISES! THIS IS NOT ROOM SERVICE AT ALL! I DO NOT FEEL SERVICED!

I bet you can buy a penis-shape cutter at porn shops.

[death_by_snark]

I bet Tom has a penis-shaped-cutter.

[key_to_me]

...pancakes?

[sandersrocksit]

Pancakes.

Your peniscake may have a smiley face.

[key_to_me]

I am not sure I want to eat a peniscake. :\ I would just stare at it in an accusitory fashion and it would never get eaten! Although I would not mind a regular pamcake with smiley face action!

...I was kind of mean. I don't like Crane anymore.

[sandersrocksit]

A regular pamcake, except it has small blobs for ears because my elbow got joggled. But it is happy to have small blobs for ears. Also, chocolate syrup whiskers because I got carried away.

It is okay, the gas was meant to make everybody mean and horrible. You are pretty good at being mean. Maybe you should be mean more often, but only to specific people. Like Crane.