fic post: The Man with the Stick
TITLE: The Man with the Stick*
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a GODDAMN DRABBLE.
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the nice folks at Rogue
Andy and Andy are friends.
They like beer and philosophy.
Tonight, with beer, their topic for philosophical debate is:
How large is the stick up Nicholas Angel's arse?
It is very large.
It is so large that Nicholas calls his Mum 'sir.'
It is so large that Nicholas' dog was called 'Mr. Dog.'
It is so large that, after sex, Nicholas writes Danny Butterman polite notes:
"Dear Mr. Butterman:
This is to acknowledge receipt of last night's sex.
With sincere best wishes,
N. Angel"
That, says Andy, is one massively large arsestick.
It is, Andy agrees.
Then they go home.
*Ooo, Nick, I've fallen over
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a GODDAMN DRABBLE.
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the nice folks at Rogue
Andy and Andy are friends.
They like beer and philosophy.
Tonight, with beer, their topic for philosophical debate is:
How large is the stick up Nicholas Angel's arse?
It is very large.
It is so large that Nicholas calls his Mum 'sir.'
It is so large that Nicholas' dog was called 'Mr. Dog.'
It is so large that, after sex, Nicholas writes Danny Butterman polite notes:
"Dear Mr. Butterman:
This is to acknowledge receipt of last night's sex.
With sincere best wishes,
N. Angel"
That, says Andy, is one massively large arsestick.
It is, Andy agrees.
Then they go home.
*Ooo, Nick, I've fallen over