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I got a head full of lightning And a hat full of rain
I'm so tired I can't even taste the gin i'm drinking...
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Happy defeat your enemies, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of their women day!!!
Celebrating America's independence is getting harder and harder to do. Each year, states make so many more fireworks illegal, that you're now more likely to die in a fight with a wild bear than by accidental explosion. As a fan of explosions and a representative for public wild bear relations, I'm against that. Imagine our world without explosives ( Read more... ) -
We all find heros in different places.
When asked if Paris deserved to be let out of jail....
"Well, I liked OJ's football career, so its cool that he murdered two people and lives off a 6 figure pension every year."
This was allot funnier with glasses of bourbon and a bottle of wine in me. -
Self reflection to the tune of delirium.
As of late, though wherefore I know not, i’ve forgone any semblance of reality between bouts of increasing delirium. I have never been what you would call a “thinker.” For the most part i’ve always skimmed along the top of life, backstroking along the edges of the whirlpool threatening to pull me down the drain at any moment. I’ve been called ( Read more... ) -
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There is a simplicity to this video that I enjoy. I feel compelled to sleep. That is all. -
You should be picking me up, instead your dragging me down.
My eyes feel like split bananas. Aside from getting half in the bag with my good friend Beer, and getting my ass kicked by my good friend Adam in some ridicules wrestling match, i’ve officially tanked myself. Thank you karaoke for ruining my voice and providing yet one more excuse for me to make an ass of myself. Here’s to you angel of death, ( Read more... )
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