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[sandmullet]

[a voice post - but really, quite a bit of the City can probably hear the scream, torn out of a throat long past voiceless, and louder, louder - as an explosion of some serioooously nasty, outright evil chakra would wash over those sensitive to it]

HAHAHAHAH--!

I'M OUT, FUCKING FINALLY OUT, HIII--

YAHOOOOOOOOOO~!AND

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[medic_plz]

[ooooh yes, we definitely felt that.]

...What...?

[sandmullet]

TOO MANY INSECTS! BEGGING TO BE SQUASHED!

voice;

[medic_plz]

[still shaking from the shockwave of evil-feeling chakra]

N-never felt anything like--

Not insects--people.

voice;

[sandmullet]

TOO EASY, TOO EASY! AHAHAHA~

JUST FLIES BUZZING ROUND MY HEAD

voice;

[unkindnessof]

[Definitely felt that and, consequently, in quite a lot of pain right now. Teeth gritting; trying to figure out what's going on.]

You sound a lot more enthusiastic than the previous few times we've spoken. Any particular reason?

voice;

[sandmullet]

YOU THINK I'M THAT ASSHOLE?

HA-

HAHAHAHAHA~!

voice;

[unkindnessof]

No, I'm pretty certain you're not. That was a subtle way of asking who you actually are, but since you've failed to appreciate it...

Who are you and what the hell happened?

voice;

[sandmullet]

I WAS PATIENT~! I FUCKING WRECKED IT~! SO I'M FREE!

WHOOPAAH!

[seasidesky]

What is that?!

[sandmullet]

PREDATOR.

[seasidesky]

So you're going to hurt people!

[sandmullet]

HAHAHA LITTLE BOY LITTLE BOY

I'M GONNA

FUCKING

KILL THEM

voice; DELAAAAAAAAAYED REACTION except we'll pretend it isn't sob

[browsofglory]

[running, running]

What on earth happened?

voice; SO ON TIME

[sandmullet]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - HAH

| action |

[itachi_kunoichi]

[Have a tiny raging ninja throwing kunai at it! |D]

YOU BASTARD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

| action | ... ldaskk

[sandmullet]

[kunai like... DISAPPEARS in the sand body; evil eye coming ur way]

I'M MOTHERFUCKING DEATH!

| action | ... asjbk3!!

[itachi_kunoichi]

[Misao stops in her tracks, but refuses to be daunted.]

MOTHERFUCKING DEATH? HA! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, YOU FUCKER!

[Throws more kunai at that bastardly eye!]

| action | ... s;lf,sa!11

[sandmullet]

[And more kunai disappear, now pawed at by his immense hand, which swings down at the mouthy ninja]

HAHAHAHAH TRY IT TRY IT TRY~