i'd like to get my hands on YOUR BOOTY! (my awesome pirate keychain)
hey guess what. i became a faggyfag and filled out a survey. yepidid.
:x: name = elena michelle horwath .. WHOREINBATH. don't ya know ..
:x: piercings = first and second hole, two cartlidge, belly button, and nipple.
:x: tattoos = .. balls in your mouth.
:x: height= 5'3"
:x: shoe size = 8
:x: hair color = uhhh .. brown. or blonde. i don't know. it changes.
:x: siblings = julie. josef. gabriela.
LAST...
:x: movie you rented = .. uhhh .. nightmare before xmas. i got it off hbo on demand. DON'T YA KNOW.
:x: movie you bought = .. porn.
:x: song you listened to = taking back sunday - a decade under the influence
:x: song that was stuck in your head = BEAUTY SCHOOOOOL DROPOUT ..
:x: cd you bought = .. uh. taking back sunday's new cd.
:x: cd you listened to = .. christina's stipped. yea. watcha know about that.
:x: person you've called = jon. and hes gay and isn't picking up. stellar.
:x: person that's called you = GEOOOOOORGE!!!!!!
:x: tv show you've watched = whatever is on fuse. powerfuse or warped weekend or some shit. good videos.
:x: person you were thinking of = becky and her hot sex.
DO...
:x: you have a crush on someone = i have a crush on many people. like your mother. ohhhwaddup.
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = .. i wish i lived in your pants.
:x: you think about suicide = therapy for a reason sweetie. i'm on my second failed suicide attempt. you are jealous.
:x: you believe in online dating = .. of course. who doesn't? i believe in saving yourself for marriage too. and eating asshole.
:x: others find you attractive = becky wants to do me. does that count?
:x: you want more piercings = .. industrial. AHEM CARLY AHEM.
:x: you like cleaning = my vagina.
:x: you like roller coasters = .. fuck yea. 6flags. freetickets. beckys dad. the sex. whaaa?
:x: you write in cursive or print = i write in blood because i'm emocore.. oh. wait. no. sorry .. i thought emocore was interchangable with homosexual.
FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relationships = do what you feel man. if your in love, then .. distance shouldn't change that.
:x: using someone = FOR. i like to make bitches cry.
:x: suicide = FOR. some bitches just need to gooooo..
:x: killing people = ahemm. i get turned on by serial killers. what do you think.
:x: teenage smoking = against. its really dirty and gross. and makes your teeth ugly. and those faggy scene kids think it makes them badass.
:x: driving drunk = against .. driving high is another matter.
:x: gay/lesbian relationships = FOR. gays and lesbians need their lovin' too.
:x: soap operas = for. how else would we have gotten heather locklier?!
HAVE YOU...
:x: ever cried over a girl= .. sure?
:x: ever cried over a boy = woo. too much. i cry like a little girl.
:x: ever lied to someone = i have a lying issue. its compulsive. i can't help it. shit just pours out.
:x: ever been in a fist fight = i don't wrestle, i knock bitches the fuck out. i beat up maddy. jenny beat the shit outta me though. i beat up justin. but hes a pussy. and i wrestle with jon. but were usually naked and its unfair because i just with hold sex and he like cries.
:x: ever been arrested = no, but i've been handcuffed .. hahahah. SKANKY.
WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = the one in my shower. its like .. nice.
:x: shoes do you wear = DOLCE&GABBANA SANDALS. don't fuckin' mess. those shits are pimp.
:x: are you scared of = midgets. fuck those little small bastards with their tiny arms and scary faces .. AHH.
NUMBER...
:x: of times I have been in love?= twice. love hurts. like a sword to the face.
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = hahhahahaha. something like seven.
:x: of hearts I have broken? = jebus. something like .. six or seven.
:x: of girls I have kissed? = uhh .. i think its like, four.
:x: of boys I have kissed? = holyshit. something like 50+
:x: of girls I've slept with? = like sleeping sleep? a lot. sex wise? i'm a pimp man.
:x: of boys I've slept with? = um .. sex wise? seven. i like the cock.
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = five.
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = i was on the front page. PROSTITUTION OUT OF CONTROL IN TEANECK
:x: of scars on my body? = my battle scars out number your battle scars.
:x: of things in my past that I regret? = .. nothing. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT. and its the damned truth.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
:x: pretty - damnsexywhoa. i mean seriously. have you seen me. i put firaaa to shame.
:x: funny - .. becky pity laughs for me sometimes.
:x: hot - i'm hotter then the west indies. FIRAFIRA.
:x: friendly - people love me .. hahaohman.
:x: amusing - .. i fall a lot. i'm sure thats pretty amusing.
:x: ugly - only after a heavy night of drinking and yay dining.
:x: loveable - first off, its lovable. idiot. and second of all .. pimps don't love.
:x: caring - .. shut up. honestly stfu.
:x: sweet - what kinda gay shit is this? sweet? how about i drip my vagina juice in a cup and make you drink it.
:x: dorky - .. eat me.
favorite:
5 letter word: penis
actor/actress: ed norton.
Candy: raisinettes
Cartoon: invader zim .. don't cha knowwwww
Cereal: honey comb. bringit.
Chewing gum: BUBBLEYUM.
Color(s): vagina.
Color nail polish: black because i'm hardcore. actually i like red. because its slutty.
Day of week: thursday. because thursday has a BAND named after it. don't cha knowww..
Least fave day: wednesday
Flower: oriental lily
Jello flavor: I FUCKING HATE JELLO
Jewelry: i like my 99 cent store bracelets.
Special skills/talents: my incredibly blow job ability.
Summer/Winter: fall.
Trampolines or swimming pools: jumping on fat kids in the pool. thats both at once<3
|| Person who last.. ||
Slept in your bed: jon and myself.
Saw you cry: devan. when jiff died.
Made you cry: GOD. for stealing jiff from me.
You went to the movies with: uhhh .. i can't even remember.
Yelled at you: my mom because shes a dirty whore
Sent you an email: ticketmaster. tbs tickets don't cha know.
|| Have you ever.. ||
Said "I love you" and meant it?: yes.
Gone out in public in your pajamas: i go outside naked. you think i give a fuck about pajamas?
Kept a secret from everyone: .. yes.
Cried during a movie: edward scissor hands and peterpan. seriously. i was besides myself.
Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: .. can't say that i did.
Planned your week based on the TV Guide: balls in your mouth??
Been on stage: .. i danced with bruce springstein at his concert. he pulled me on stage. then i got a hit tv show that lasted ten years and now i'm anorexic. .. and i was in my school plays.
Been to New York: .. i live there. except in newjersey.
Been to California: cali can suck on my left nut.
Hawaii: look above.
China: my dad went. and got me a swastika bracelet. i rep hitler like you wouldn't believe.
Canada: FUCK FUCKING CANADA. i hate that FUCKING country.
Europe: .. i'm such an untraveled loser.
Asia: again. look above.
South America: HAHA I HAVE AN APARTMENT IN BRAZIL. fuck you. i'm so badass it hurts.
Australia: .. jizz in your mouth.
Wished you were the opposite sex: i really wanna get a blow job.
What time is it now?: 2:07am
Apples or bananas?: apples are harder to masturbate with.
Blue or red?: red
Walmart or target?: TARGET. bringit. that store is so pimp.
Spring or Fall?: winter.
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: fuck becky until she cries.
What was the last meal you ate?: something my mommy cooked. shes a really good cook ..
High school or college?: .. kindergarten. or like .. beauty school. or .. sex.
Are you bored?: no i do this for fun.
Last noise you heard?: becky orgasming in my mouth.
Last smell you sniffed?: i sniffed something .. but it didn't smell ..
Last time you went out of state/province?: i was just in chicago like .. 2wks ago. or less.
|| Friendship/Love ||
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no. thats bullshit. love is a lot deeper then what you see. people who believe in this are shallow and pathetic and don't deserve to be answering such questions.
Do you want children one day & if so, how many?: who says i don't have kids already?
Most important thing to you in a friendship is: how willing they are to suck my jumbo cock.
|| Other Info ||
Criminal record?: .. negative.
Do you speak any other languages?: portuguese .. except not.
Last book you read: the perks of being a wallflower.
Name some of your favorite things in your bedroom?: my chair. don't fuck around with my chair.
Thing you dislike about yourself the most: my disgustingly large breasts .. oh wait thats becky.
Worst feeling in the world: bad sex.
Who you love: i love my friends. and my dead squirrel.
Who you miss: my dead squirrel.
|| You ||
Nickname(s): whoreinabath. eleneous. martini. elephant. eli. SKANKHOSLUTFACE.
Initials: EH .. like .. the canadians say. FUCKING CANADIANS.
How old do you look?: i get 16-18. i once got 25. don't ask.
How old do you act?: vagina.
Glasses/Contacts: i have fake glasses.
Braces: HAHAHHA 8TH GRADE. jesus christ i was ugly.
Do you have any pets?: okay this is gonna make me cry. MY FUCKING SQUIRREL DIED OKAY. I'M A HORRIBLE MOTHER. i deserve to be SHOT in the FACE. I GET IT.
You get embarrassed: rarely. veryveryvery rarely.
What makes you happy?: sex. and hot guys. and hot guy sex.
What upsets you?: lack of sex?
|| Finish the sentence: ||
I Love to... have sex with your mother on the beach
I Miss... having sex with your mother on the beach
I Wish... i was having sex with your mother on the beach.
I Hope... i have sex with your mother on the beach.
I'm Annoyed by... not fucking your mother on the beach
I Am... fucking your mother on the beach
I Want to Be... FUCKING YOUR MOTHER ON THE BEACH nukka
I Would Never... pass up fucking your mother on the beach
I'd Rather... fuck your mother on the beach then not
I Am Tired of... this mother fucking joke.
I Will Always be... your mom's pimp daddy
|| Have you ever.. ||
Thought you were going to die: riding in the car with any of megans friends. drinking with any of megans friends .. basically being within a 5mile radius of megans friends
Wanted to Run away: packed my 101 dalmations suitcase and bounced.
Flunked a grade: i failed english for one marking period. does that count?
Skipped a grade: ..hhahhahahahahahahha
ballsinyourmouth.
i was so bored.