Brain filter in action.

Your cousin posts on Facebook asking people to keep her nephew in their prayers because he got hit in the head with a golf ball and has a concave fracture to the skull.

You barely resist the urge to say, "Well, SOMEONE forgot to yell 'FORE!'"

I haven't posted that much about my pregnancy because I think we all know how annoying I can be about everything. Anyway...please observe my alien baby who wants to eat your soul.

himi reckons the first picture looks like him (a comment on himi's self esteem?!)


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Isis doesn't like this baby fellow.  He made her mummy's lap disappear.  Mummy used to have a perfect lap for curling up on when she wanted belly rubs and now she has none at all! Is it too much to ask that mummy let her sit on the belly bump? Or on the boobs? Sure....Isis can't balance up on either of them by herself unless mummy's lying down or ( Read more... )

My mother is 44.  I am 27.  This means that my mother was 17 years old when I was born.  Okay, fine ( Read more... )

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As a woman currently being urged by a large number of people not to vaccinate my kids lest "(I) make them autistic", people like Wakefield make me angry.

Sandra SMASH.

himi and I feel like hammered poop.  We both have a cold, the house is dirty and there are tissues EVERYWHERE.  We don't care.  Time to nap some more and to suck down cough medicine.

I have apparently expanded.  I don't have a mirror where I can see my belly, so this was actually the first time in 29 weeks that I've been able to see it from any perspective other than mine...

I have only gained 5 pounds.


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Yes.  Childhood abuse is awful.  Yes, you're so very sad and damaged now.  At some point, woman - you've just got to fucking stop whinging about it and GET OVER IT. 

Scenario: You're a pregnant lady.  You failed your 1-hour glucose test (darn) and your doctor wants to do a 3-hour glucose test.  S/he says the test procedures require carb loading the 3 days prior to the test ( Read more... )