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[sandviching]

phone) [When you pick up the phone you'll hear a sigh of frustration very, very loudly. A few seconds later, the voice speaks again.] Who touched my gun? Will pay dearly for it. Sasha is precious! Cannot be handled by babies. This is not place for mission. Is town full of people. You tell me where Sasha is now!

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[fthisgetmecigs]

[OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS LOUD VOICE ON THE PHONE. It was a bad idea to pick up the phone for shiggles, Badou.]

Y'know, I guess didn't need my eardrums that fuckin' much.

[sandviching]

Do not care about ear drums of weaklings! If you have Sasha, I will kill you! You do not need to hear when dead.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Welp. Not going to deny the weakling bit. Badou is a bit on the 'Kickable in the face' side.]

I don't have your gun. Y'come in here with nothin'.

[sandviching]

Sasha always with me... unless I use Natasha or other gun, but Sasha never leave me!

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[anonnomnomnom]

[Whoa. Now that made even him jump, and he's not normally jumpy! But once the shock passes, he starts being very intrigued. This guy sounds strong!]

You named your gun Sasha, right? It must be a really great gun, so it's no wonder someone wanted it.

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[anonnomnomnom]

--But are you sure you're going to get it just by asking for it?

[sandviching]

Yes, best gen on planet. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. She is best gun.

If asking does not work, fists will make it work.

[anonnomnomnom]

I think we're on a different planet now. [So on-topic.]

... She weighs more than me. [Sounding delighted.] I want to meet her! [And you.]

But, thieves don't usually answer, do they? Can your fists find thieves, too?

[vitalizes]

[Scout laughs into the receiver for a good ten seconds or so before he actually speaks.]

MAN. When th'heck did yer fat ass get here?

I took yer gun. Fer a steak dinner. We had a real nice time. Wanna hear the details?

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[sandviching]

What is so funny? Your voice is annoying.

I LIED 2/3

[sandviching]

[OH WAIT HE KNOWS THAT DUMBASS LAUGH.]

You! shut up little man with big mouth before I shove baseball bat in it!

That funny. [laugh oh oh oh.] Your mother invited me over and make me very nice sandviches. Needed lots of energy for what we did after. [MORE LAUGHING... he thinks he's amazing okay.]

[sandviching]

If Sasha not back to me in an hour, I will crush you like soda can! Little baby RED cannot touch gun!