The desert is a lonely place, there are no sandwiches for miles and miles, just endless sand.

Camel meat.

5 days.

how many sandwiches in 5 days?
guess.

12.

i fucking rule. i should be king of sparta.

From the AP Wire ( Read more... )

About four days ago, I went to 7-11 and scored this totally awesome turkey sandwich.

I ate it.

15 minutes later I threw it up in my toilet so hard, for no reason, it just happened.

It was awesome.

I know, I know, I've been dead.

Sandwichbunzzz. Alive still.

Sandwich, mmmm.

Do they have guns that shoot sandwiches?

Just a question, Christ, get off my back.

So, I have to talk about the hurricane (Katrina, you magnificent bitch). It was sweeeet. Could you believe it? No, neither could Ray Nagin. What a glorious week for everybody going batshit all over TV ( Read more... )

Ghost sandwich.

Your thoughts?

Delicious, tasty, and unattainable.

A beautiful, natural spring ( Read more... )

So I was watching some programme (British spelling) on the tele (again) and I hobnobbed a foffendorfer (yes! trifecta!). To make a short story less bullshitty, the point is this damn show tried to tell me sandwiches are no good for you because bread is fatty or some shit, I don't know, I heard the television badmouth sandwiches and was instantly ( Read more... )