What you cannot see is that that guy sitting behind me (my father) is playing a Jews' Harp. Which is appropriate, because he's Jewish. And yes, the tree is in the band. The tree, in fact, is the lead singer, because whenever I play country music I must make that silly face, and doing so precludes all phonemes except "ee."
I couldn't tell whether he was playing an instument or just drinking something. It would actually be awesome if you had a christmas tree in your band. Or any kind of fauna, really.
In which your main squeeze italicizespracticecactusDecember 25 2004, 16:11:56 UTC
Nice haircut. You promised you'd call me first thing and wish me a Merry Christmas. For your sake, I hope you are still fast asleep. It is The Holiday and I am on the proverbial rampage.
And I thought I was in the band. Where am I? Have you replaced me with an inanimate object that not only sheds worse than I, but will surely die within the next few days?
all i can do is laugh. i had too much wine with dinner to pull off witty and am thoroughly amused by your post/comments received. cheers to all. merry christmas chap.
Happy Christmas. This city died the night Jesus was born, and it has just been resurrected this morning. Christmas Day was like 28 Days Later, but with fewer zombies.
New York may not be quite ready for your hat. Tom Wolfe certainly isn't.
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And I thought I was in the band. Where am I? Have you replaced me with an inanimate object that not only sheds worse than I, but will surely die within the next few days?
Rampage.
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Merry Christmas, monkey!
Love,
Cara
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New York may not be quite ready for your hat. Tom Wolfe certainly isn't.
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Look Homeward, Country Star!
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It is a shade early. Is that me, or a beacon in the celestial fabric?
I do not think you necessarily want Tom Wolfe's approval. In anything. Unless you aspire to lechery and hackish prose. Perhaps you do.
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