A Day In LeaderGyu's Life
Title: A Day in LeaderGyu's Life
Pairing: OT7, slight!MyungJong
Genre: CRACK
Rated: G
Summery: Sungjong announces something really really really stupid.
A/N: idk? it just randomly started typing away.
“hyung, I’m with child.” Sungjong had bluntly announced to the whole dorm one night. “and it’s L hyung’s baby because we did things and well…it’s his!”
At the mention of his name, Myungsoo spit’s the juice he had sipped into his mouth out at Dongwoo, who just so happened to have walked passed him.
Sunggyu arched a brow, giving Sungjong the ‘you know you’re a guy and getting pregnant is beyond impossible’ look. The younger, however, didn’t catch on. Instead, he kneeled in front of their leader who had no idea why the younger was even begging him to let him keep his imaginary child.
“if I have to quit my dream of becoming the greatest idol ever, then so be it! But I’m keeping Kim Myungjong and there’s nothing you can do that’ll change my mind.”
Sunggyu couldn’t help but glare, was Sungjong really this dense? And why the hell was Sungyeol, Hoya, and Woohyun laughing? This was serious shit! Sunggyu can’t have a member prancing about and announcing to the whole dam world that he’s preggos and that it was Myungsoo’s child! His career could be ruined!
Then it dawned on him that the laughing trio were probably the ones who planted that ridiculous thought into the younger’s mind. Sunggyu gets up, in search of something that he could inflict the other three with pain and Myungsoo too for even doing anything to make the younger think he could possibly be pregnant.
While LeaderGyu runs around the dorm chasing after his rotten members, Dongwoo sat in the middle of the living room, bag of chips in one hand and juice in the other, enjoying the way their leader twisted the towel in his hands and whipped them at the other members.
“yea!” Dongwoo chanted, “you go LeaderGyu!”
“SHUT UP, DONGWOO!”
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A/N: because in such a situation all anyone can do is sit with Dongwoo and watch.