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THE P.O. BOX NUMBER
When I was supposed to have none, I still found myself with a few.
And when I had assumed to only have a few, I actually had a bounty.
Thanks for making me she who still is fortunate..lucky. -
THE HONEYLEG HAM FOR CHRISTMAS EVE
If you believe skinny and sexy to be synonyms,
then maybe the school board should re-evaluate your English teacher. -
THE FOUR JUDGES OF "THE VOICE"
Uncertain if should get new contact lenses, for taking delight in having boundaries a little bit blurry. -
THE TUDOR QUEEN WHO BURNED 280 HERETICS
I AM AN ARTIST.
Being one is all I have ever known.
A blank canvas or a page of journal, as tools of expression for me, has always exuded a sense of familiarity.
I can draw straight lines without rulers.
I have made my mother charcoal and oil pastel mother-and-child sketches for Mother’s Day.
I can take almost impeccable shots of sunsets and ( Read more... ) -
THE MEEK WHO SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
I KNOW NOW.
Being away from home is both a blessing and a curse.
Sure, there would always be numerous overseas calls, occasions and celebrations I’d always miss, homesickness, and long distance friendships..but also, I now know that:
My absence is truly felt,
My presence is even more valued,
And my return..is always long-awaited.
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THE ORIGINAL 7 WONDERS OF THE WORLD
Not all are courageous enough to concede, even to themselves, what they truly want.
They created the word immoral.
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THE DECLARATION OF RIHANNA'S BISEXUALITY
Spare the perkiness, you.
This domain is not in requisition of another cheerleader. At least one already exists in every TV show in America.
Your craning of others’ necks to the direction of the bright side of things has got to arrange a sojourn.
Understand that one has to first cry..to actually have tears to dry.
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THE ORIGIN OF BLOODY MARY'S FOLKLORE
Last night’s hangover.
And once again no,
IT WAS NOT FROM THE ALCOHOL.
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THE FEVER, COUGH & COLD THAT MAKE THE FLU
Me: “I won’t need the (government allowance) assistance anymore.”
Consultant: “Why, did you win the lottery?”
Me: “NO. But I don’t need it anymore.”
Because excuse me..I AM NOT POOR.
But please excuse the tone.
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THE STUTTER OF KING GEORGE VI
When life gives you lemons...
You don't make lemonade right away.
You first say THANK YOU.
Now, where are your manners?