[Audio, long time no hear digital world]

[sane_minority]

Hey toots.

... Oh you things. Just get it over with and shoo.

[long pause] Oh now that's not fun. Although you've been with one guy your whole life, maybe you should get out there and have some fun yanno? Get another guy, or maybe a girl~?

Nah, I'm good.

Comments

[newtovideondvd]

Yeah, I've been barkin' up that tree for three years, planty.

[sane_minority]

Oh, so you'd be fine if I got another boyfriend~?

[newtovideondvd]

Ha ha ha. You know exactly what I mean.

[sane_minority]

Yeah the only way I'd be with another girl is if you magically became one.

And even that's unlikely too.