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[sangoagogo]

Miroku Okinawa, I don't even know why I'm friends with you!

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[sinful_fury]

What did he do?

[sangoagogo]

He pretended to have the virus so I would take care of him, the jerk!

[sinful_fury]

He what.

[sangoagogo]

Of all the underhanded, sneaky...!!

[luke7lawliet]

If he was willing to pretend that he was sick, it must mean he wanted you to take care of him very badly... perhaps you shouldn't be so hard on someone like that?

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[sangoagogo]

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[sangoagogo]

I-I don't care! It was a really jerky thing to do! I was really worried about him!

[luke7lawliet]

Why was it jerky? He wanted you to take care of him... and he didn't think you would any other way...

"Jerky?" are his movements oddly stiff and disjointed, or...?

[oshare_vanity]

Relationships troubles?

[sangoagogo]

...W-we're not in a relationship!

[oshare_vanity]

Nonsense! A friendship is a relationship, is it not?

[sangoagogo]

...

Oh. Yeah, I guess so. He's a jerk.

[miroku_okinawa]

Now that my integrity's been dashed to pieces, I'd like to point out that I never specifically claimed to have this virus that was going around. I was sick, and if you happened to believe it was more dangerous than it actually was, then I did nothing wrong. You took care of me, and I appreciate it.

If it's any consolation, I feel much better now and I thank your soup for that.

[sangoagogo]

Wh...

Nuh uh, no! You did that on purpose! You were pretending!

[miroku_okinawa]

Pretending? Me? If I really believed that I could get away with pretending to be delirious, I would have pushed the envelope just a bit more.

[sangoagogo]

You tried to pull me into your bed.