Y'know...

[sangoagogo]

... Do I have a sign on my butt? Really? It's been a while since I've seen certain people, but this guy was picking up the slack. What about 'bodyguard' says, "Hey office aide! Touch my ass, it'll be funny!"

Jerk.

James is working late, so... I don't know, does anyone want to go do something tonight? Let me know, I guess.

Comments

[miroku_okinawa]

Well, there's the whole idea of "guarding one's body" that would make someone more prone to being touchy-feely.

I've been under the weather, but I can take my vitamins and go beat this guy up, if you'd like me to.

[sangoagogo]

That doesn't make sense at all!

No, I think I scared him enough that he won't be trying that again any time soon. Thank you for the offer, though!

Under the weather? Anything I can do to help?

[miroku_okinawa]

Sure it does! It's semantics; it makes perfect sense.

Anytime. If the boyfriend won't do anything, I should at least offer.

Well, as much I wouldn't turn down any offers of nursing me back to health, I'm not really sure what there is that can be done. But thanks.

[sangoagogo]

You're grasping at straws!

Eh, we went to the dojo together once and I beat him so hard he doesn't bother trying to 'defend my honor' anymore, since he knows I'm better at it. :)

Well, if you can think of anything, let me know. Sango's famous 'What is that smell oh no I forgot the oven was on' cookies, maybe?

[dexterous_fake]

I dunno? Do you wear those shorts with phrases on the ass?

[sangoagogo]

I definitely don't, and especially not at work.

[dexterous_fake]

Well, you know just askin'. They do attract attention.

[sangoagogo]

Eh, I'm sure they do. I've never seen the appeal.