Comments | sanguine37: In the name of science, I present to you:

sanguine37

In the name of science, I present to you:

Feb 04, 2005 08:21

How To Fuck a Dolphin"The dolphin has prehensile control over his penis, so he sometimes uses it as an sensory appendage with which to probe the ocean floor." That means the motherfucker can grab onto things like a monkey and it's prehensile tail. Yes, a dolphin's penis can grab onto a monkey and it should. Always ( Read more... )

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mysteriasylvan February 4 2005, 15:31:59 UTC

I think I received a link to that years ago...funny its still around! (Your new icon is creepy btw)

sanguine37 February 4 2005, 23:42:34 UTC

creepy? Poo. It wasn't meant to be. Ah well, creepy works.

Brad mentioned that dolphins are the only other animals besides humans that derive pleasure from intercourse. He also idly mentioned that dolphins have prehensile penises but then had no idea what prehensile meant. Thus, the entry.

bightchee February 5 2005, 17:55:10 UTC

Are all your posts going to be nothing but proving Brad or Isaac wrong?

alpharose1 February 4 2005, 16:32:39 UTC

so what ur saying is that if he spanks his monkey, it just might spank him back? Boy am I glad I don't have one of those

sanguine37 February 4 2005, 23:40:15 UTC

We're all glad.

dr_pepper_spray February 5 2005, 07:07:27 UTC

That means the motherfucker can grab onto things like a monkey and it's prehensile tail.

What? I thought every guy could do this?

.....Too much milage on this one