AN ODE TO HANNIBAL LECTER

[sanguine_cafune]

IIIIIIIN WARRING LITHUANIA, BORN AND RAISED
LECTER CASTLE WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN' OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
LEARNING SOME TRIG FROM MY FATHER'S JEW

WHEN A COUPLE OF NAZIS UP TO NO GOOD

STARTED LOOTIN’ HOUSES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

THEY GOT ONE LITTLE BLIZZARD AND THEN GOT SCARED

THEY SAID “IF SHE’S GONNA DIE ANYWAY CAN WE JUST SHARE?”

Comments

[tea_and_opium]

"AND I YELLED TO DORTLICH, 'YO HERR, LESS MAYO LATER!'"

i fucking lost it there. ;_________;

[sanguine_cafune]

LOL IT SEEMED SO...APPROPRIATE FOR A MAYO JOKE /stuckincapslock

I'm glad I could amuse you so. ;__________;

[crucifixation]

THE JAP.

HAD.

A NICE.

REAR.

[sanguine_cafune]

"MURASAKI" HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES. A FORTUNATE THING, I THINK. ;;

[stormy_mayday]

OH

[stormy_mayday]

GOD

[stormy_mayday]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

[sanguine_cafune]

OH MY GOD

I FUCKING LOVE YOU AND THE FACT THAT YOU LEFT /THREE COMMENTS/ FOR NO REASON.

[stormy_mayday]

THE WIN AND LOVE COULD NOT BE EXPRESSED IN JUST ONE. ;;