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[sansmutisme]

Hi Scott, I'm a young loyal Sox follower, and I'm wondering if you think our new mascot 'Southpaw' will help us take over the Central Division? I think he is in a league of his own, and the Sox will follow him to dominance over the AL Central. Do you agree with me?
-- Dan R., Oak Park, Ill.

Dan, I'm not sure how much a mascot can dictate a

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[burnssuit]

Wtf...it looks like Snuffleupagus with a severed trunk and a wierd skin condition. I like how he's holding up his hand..."Look, this one is LEFT. See, I'm a SOUTHpaw. Southpaw means left-handed! Get it? That's my name! Oh shit, that's my right hand!"