You are the septomarginal trabecula of my heart

[sansunparapluie]

(No, I'm totally the sinoatrial node); Jinki/Jonghyun; PG-13
note: This silly thing happened last year and I had no idea what to do with it. Suddenly found it again today. It's full of lame non-jokes but I guess it might be slightly funny to people who speak the language of anatomy. Or not. My sense of humor is questionable

Comments

[effi_g]

THIS IS PURE BRILLIANCE!!!!! ahahahahaha I am laughing so hard!!!
Their initial bickering had me giggling. Key made me laugh out loud, especially with jjong trying to contain laughter, and onew doing Key the service of correcting his hand positioning. AHAHAHA I can't!!

But the short jokes............... *rolls on floor laughing* for all they were saying before and using technical terminology for Jjong to say "It could be genetics. I mean look at my family! Even Roo is short." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *facepalm*

Honestly the best crack fic I have read EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(btw.... hi!! it's been a while lol)

[sansunparapluie]

Hi! xD Been a while indeed~

Thank youu~ Ahh I was uncertain if other people shared my sense of humor regarding scientifically spoken non-scientific conversations. So it's good to know I'm not the only one who would laugh at this stuff! (Though you're an OT, so it stands to reason that you can understand this, haha.) In real life, I'm the type of person who'd answer "Guess the sodium channels on your taste cells got upregulated" when a friend complains that the food is saltier than usual to the contrary opinion of everyone else present. Orz

This is how I saw Jonghyun and Onew as a pair after Hello Baby and why I fell in love with the way they interact. They were so dumb together I could die! Things are a little different now but still...

[she_devil666]

i understand crack when i read it so all the technical terms didn't faze me one bit lol

i loved the back and forth bickering jongyu was doing and jjong telling kibum his INCISORS are beautiful while he's making threats to his heart was just LOL

plus the short thing, of course that had to be thrown in! that explains why roo is a short dog! it runs in the family xD

[sansunparapluie]

Oh good! 'Cause jargon can be off-putting and yet I'm using that as the basis for crack... Short jokes are not original when it comes to Jonghyun, but hey, I bet no one has abused science for this purpose before. xD Roo is so cute, but the way Jjong teases her is so...lol

Thanks for reading!

[aussie_rose]

This was very amusing. Specially loved Jinki picking on Jjong's height. Very good. I had successive spasmodic expirations with an open glottis and vibrations of the vocal cords all over the floor.

[sansunparapluie]

LOL can I love you even though I don't know you and we've never met before? Your reply is full of anatomical win. :') The new and improved ROFL = ROFVMVC: rolling on (the) floor, vibrating my vocal cords!

[aussie_rose]

And that response had me doing it again! I am really looking forward to reading your future work and just love your sense of humour.

[sansunparapluie]

Thanks. :P I don't know when the crack in me will get out again though, haha. My writing so far has been dominated by slice-of-life-ish things that are angsty to varying degrees. I'm not sure if I'm more successful at writing crack than that stuff, but I certainly hope this isn't a one-off deal!

[letsflywannabe]

OH I LOVE THIS SO VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH.
Especially considering I am an anatomy student.
I can die happy now; you combined the 2 things I love: Jongyu and anatomy.
Thank you for a great read ~
<3

[sansunparapluie]

Oh oh oh oh an anatomy student! /flails

I took a gross anatomy class last year, and although there are like a gazillion things to remember and I hate the smell of formaldehyde, I had fun! Onew has a pretty prominent Adam's apple, so I imagined someone praising his thyroid cartilage ('cause calling it thyroid cartilage just seems so awkwardly amusing)... And that someone had to be Jonghyun! Jongyu is my Dumb and Dumber OTP after all. 8)

And to top it all off, real life Onew says he reads books on anatomy! /flails some moar

♥

[kailisweet]

I had half a mind to look up all the anatomy terms, but thank god you added them at the end, I was completely stumped on like six of 'em Lol. Anyway, it was brilliant, the idea. I liked it, really funny :)

[sansunparapluie]

Thank you! :') Haha, I added the glossary of terms at the end as an afterthought, hence why I forgot to mention it in the author's note in the beginning. I figured if people didn't know the terms, it'd be better to see the explanation all in one place rather than having to look each one up separately.