i hate being sick

[santabutt]

i just fucking sneezed 7 times in a row. i'm pretty sure i blew out my brain.

I Like You by Sandol Stoddard Warburg

Comments

[matchlightfire]

oh. OH.

I'm all a flutter from that poem, but the mental image of you blowing your brains out via sneezes made me giggle like mad.

[santabutt]

my head honestly spun for a few moments after i sneezed. i appreciate you taking amusement from my pain lol. SCHADENFREUDE.

[patbjorke]

Get well soon! IT'S NOT THE SWINE FLU, IS IT? lol

If I pretend I am drowning, you pretend you are saving me
Awwww, I love that.

[santabutt]

omggg you're alive! where have YOU BEEEEEN??