Wow, I feel loved. And by the way, this is not about who you think it is, so you can go suck a fuck.

To my loved ones, we need to get a patent for that balls-ripper-offer. Sorry for the language. Wave the flag of science. Holy things come in threes. Me and Nikki and Kyle. Me and Alex and Caro. Me and Joaquin and Heath. That's all.

A lot, almost as much as Lindsay. A billion times more than baby lotion, which I love. My Nana's coming today! Last night was depressing, I had to watch Clay Pigeons by myslef, with no one to comment on the hottness of people to. I miss Nikki in my room! That's all for now.