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[santas_bane]

As I was walking across the Communication Building parking lot towards my car, a doughnut clutching obese woman swerved her vehicle to avoid a heard of frat boys and came very close to flattening me. Luckily, I survived. Then, as I climbed into my car I noticed that the same woman was sitting in the middle of the lane, waiting for the parking spot

Comments

[cynical_bombast]

You just became my personal hero. There's nothing better than tormenting the portly.

[shibbylissy]

My... that's a lot of dancing.

[looneyfied]

LOL. I would have done the same except I would have gone a little bit dirtier and got out. Is that tooooo mean?

[looneyfied]

Especially if she was the one that nearly ran over me and depending on how she handled the running over.

[frodo_lives84]

That is the best thing I have heard all day. I never get opportunities like that. Thank you.

[tinygunsgopow]

You should have gotten back out of the car and walked out of sight...only to return as soon as doughnut lady left.
Of course this being at the 11 minute mark.
And with me standing there laughing.

Not that what you did wasn't perfect anyways. [: