nutso neighbors: new episode!

[santo_]

jesus christ, what the fuck is wrong with my neighborhood? i was sitting here doing nothing much when i heard the inevitable slap of my mailbox being smacked down (lmfao) which was fine until the van that hit it backtracked and actually stopped to inspect. this is a first and a monumental occasion. people have been knocking down that mailbox like

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[vickystardust]

OMG they are beautiful! oh and your window looks amazingly simular to mine lol.

*Pats your mailbox*

[santo_]

it's my sister's window, those little critters have commandeered her room. :)

i know! poor mailbox... well, poor was-just-possibly-stabbed-girl too, but nothing could be done for her. :/

[vickystardust]

Yeah, poor thing, Everytime its something new in your neighbourhood. Goodness me.

Last night I dreamt of your kittens! I think these photo's must have made quite an impact one me hehe.

[santo_]

the mailbox was just hit again and the person came back, only this time it was a man and he, too, had cuts on his body and was bleeding. i wish i was making this shit up. we're seriously considering a booby trap at this point. :P

awww!

[hystree]

OMG LOOKIT DEM KITTIE PURRR MEOW BABIE PUSSES!! SOOOOOOOOOO SWEEEET! KITTENS!!! =D
I forgot, Louis is the calico? (or whatever that coloring is actually called).

Kittttttie cats! XD
Man, I love kittens soo much :P

awww, soft widdle paws!

*must.stop.looking*

hehe, siblings are the greatest tho! My Auguste and Maia are brother and sister too, and I never knew two cats could be so affectionate and loving with each other. It's the sweetest thing. I love when they clean eachother..too cute! And they used to cuddle, but then we got Oliver and he freaked Mais out a bit..now she just likes to hide in the bushes outside.

But they still stick together most of the time :)

and btw, WTF with all the Crazy ass shit that happens around you!?!? Your neighborhood is MAD. Holy Crap! I hope she went to the hospital :\ Sounds like she had some sort of shock as well..that's just not right.

[hystree]

lol, Maia, not Mais, of course ;p

[santo_]

louis is the cream colored one and cleo is the "money" cat with the soulful eyes, lmao. i'm happy you appreciate their cuteness! i'll look among my photos and upload some of the other better ones i took.

ohh they clean each other too, they put one another in a headlock and then lick the other's face, it's absolutely adorable. and they sleep and cat nap together. i just hope when they grow up that they don't, you know, get inappropriate? like practice feline incest. lmao. i couldn't handle it and i don't know jack shit about the sex lives of cats except that when the girl is in heat she makes noises like an adult woman being skinned alive and it's very very scary.

i know, usually my road isn't too bad at all, they are those inbred assholes at one end and some loud teenagers but it's not a shady place at all... until lately. i'm still skeeved out about that girl, i checked the newspapers to see if she died (lmfao, well i was being serious) but there was nothing. i'm sure she's fine, it was really probably nothing. i hope.

[hystree]

heehee, well I should thinnk so long as you get them spayed/neutered they should be fine. If you don't however, you might have a bit of trouble there >.>

If you can I recommend doing that ._. Ours are just like eternal kittens..sort of, and there's absolutely no inclination to do any business between them. Now Oliver, the stray we got after he was over a year old..he still DOES want to do the deed..horny lil bugger. even after having gotten spayed. Once those hormones kick in there's no going back.
Poor maia..but she knows how to hide and he gets chastised well enough.
I'm pretty sure that's what he's up to when he's gone for a couple days anyway...probably realises it's just not going to happen with the lady of the house.

that's probably more than i should have written about the subject :p

Wow, man that is so creepy. I hope she was ok too. People are weird buggers *shivers*

[nonsex_elijah]

awww the poor thing!

i'm kind of dreading school too. i basically have to get up early every day and be up and moving until at least 8 every day. oye, man.

your new kittens, are wonderful. cally is of course the best ever -- in fact, she is the queen of everything -- but i am sure louis and cleo have seats not far behind at all.

i almost theatre hopped into snakes on a plane today, but instead we went to go see little miss sunshine again. :D

[santo_]

i have to get up early too before six i think (let me pull out my little violin for us! lmao) but i definitely don't have to be up that late so my hat is off to you for your energetic lifestyle.

if cleo wasn't so timid i'd warn you that cally is about to have cleo bust a cap in her ass, but considering her submissive disposition... cally is safe... for now.

fuck i need to see SOAP stat. i hear it's the best. i also hear that about little miss sunshine. pick me up at eight lovah?

[nonsex_elijah]

ohh i don't have to get up before 6 at least -- i'm about 5 minutes away from work, and 15 minutes away from classes. :)

oh, the only time cally is safe is when she dies, and she will not, for she is invincible!!

omg we need to see both, starting at 8, and then theatre hop.

[santo_]

yeah i will have to rise at the ass crack of dawn and hopefully make it before there's zero parking lmao. damn you and your short commutes!

yes!!

[robinchristine]

Those kitties are darling!!

Also, I keep expecting you to go missing. LOL You're going to have to start carrying a gun or something. That neighborhood of yours sounds so strange! LMAO

[santo_]

lmfao, on the bright side; if i go missing you can have dibs on my icons!

[robinchristine]

Aww, thanks! LOL I'd still rather have you, though. ;)

[santo_]

what a sweetie pie you are!! *hugs* :)

Re: 4 facts

[santo_]

well it usually happens in the night so i think the majority of the hits have been drunk/crack driving accidents ;)

i swear the kitties are growing a few inches more every day, their baby cuteness is quickly going away to be replaced with adolescent cuteness. and thanks about school- i am terrified as shit.

Re: 4 facts

[santo_]

a.) roger that. oh my mom discovered today that they've soaked the entirety of my sister's bed with their smelly urine. but we still love them :)
b.) your optimism is a profound inspiration. i'm literally floored by your stupendous positivity!