oh god i heard the funniest thing today...i was studying for a test and my friend corey says

"Twat you say? I cunt hear you."

all day was was trying to come up with another phrase using the various words:

cooch, putang, pussy..... and i got nothing....i'm so disappointed in myself

read this!!! oh my god. don't try this at school kids!

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/10/23/offbeat.boys.viagra.prank.reut/index.html

joey and edgar got me a neon sign of a martini glass and a pool cue....now i can be a real pool shark. shit all i want to do is go down stairs into the game room and rack some balls!!!! but i have a paper due tomorrow.

The thing about going to collge for me is, it's a lot harder than high school, you have to study for real, but it's much more ( Read more... )

Today, Edgar and Joey came to Austin to hang out with me. First we all went to denny's along with Joey's cousin. After that, Joey dropped Edgar and I back at my dorm while he went to bring his cousin back to her place. For about an hour or so I gave Edgar a quick tour of the campus and the drag. It wasn't too long before Joey and picked the two ( Read more... )

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jebus!! basia got me to try out for crew this morning. my arms feel like jelly, my calves are killing me and my back hurts like a bitch....but i loved it. in case you guys don't know what crew is, it's the rowing team at UT...well i guess the club...but shit...that stuff is tough...basia almost...or kinda did throw up today and i felt like passing ( Read more... )

oh man, it has been an eventful week. I got vertigo last thursday and was vomitting all over the place. ummm saturday morning, stopped throwing up long enough to move to austin. sunday, i was slowly recovering. monday i bought my text books and supplies. tuesday i looked around to find out where all of my classes are on campus. yesterday, ( Read more... )

today was pretty fun. i got a nice wake up call from krystina and i continued all the packing i've been doing. i'm glad i didn't have to get up at 6 to go back to high school "alleluia!!!" sorry all guys, but your time will come. i've only got 4 more days left in this town, and then it's off to austin. i'm trying to get a bunch of people to got ( Read more... )

yeah, i just got home from watching freddy vs jason w/ krystina. damn that shit was funny. during the part of the movie when "freddy's back" is burned on that one guy's back i kept saying "i thought his name was mark. isn't t that marks' back?"i guess if you saw the movie, you'd get what i was saying. i ate a shit load of sushi tonight...god i' ( Read more... )