jesus loves poop

[santosha]

It's only ten past 9. I've already dealt with a diarrhea diaper that leaked (Nate), wiped 2 asses (mine and Ben's) AND cleaned up a neat little pile of cat shit.

My poop quota is done for the day.

Comments

[zaftigvegan]

i've have this feeling every day. between the two kids, the three cats, the doggy and the guinea pigs, man; we are swimming in the shit over here. ack.

[santosha]

word. i'm not cleaning anyone's shit streaks in the toilet. jake can handle a toilet brush, right?!

[staleyg]

last night satchel and jiro made a clothes line out of a jump rope then proceeded to atk eoff all of their clothes and hang them on the clothesline. as i was doing dishes a naked jiro cam einto the kitchen. i noticed shit smears all over his legs and said, "oh no, please tell me you didn't poop on the floor!" i sat him on the potty and went in search of the poop. we have a highly patterned rug in the livingroom so i had trouble spotting it--until i stepped in it! ew!

[santosha]

that is no fun. Myself, if I step in something, it's more likely to be a hairball. Which is also no fun.

[leakyandsnort]

the day will come when the majority in all our households is folks who can wipe their own asses.

[santosha]

thankfully, right.

and the cats will, well, not be with us forever.

[phaedrasdream]

When Gabe was 2.5 and toilet training, he pooped in his play area when we weren't paying attention. Later, we found a trail where he had wiped it on various shelves and tables, run Matchbox cars through it... it took MONTHS to clean up.

When cousin Ben was here two weeks ago, he had a huge accident and somehow, in taking off his clothes, the poo ended up everywhere. I threw away his clothing plus the rug he had been standing on. Our cat had diarrhea that week, too.

When it rains poo, it pours.