i'm not allowed over at Nursing homes anymore!

[saolao]

I was playing bingo with the ladies at the nursing home with the Thetas today. I was really fucking tired, and calling the numbers and the tables are really small. I thought that it was the table stand, i really did. so i rubbed my foot on it. It wasn't the table stand, it was the old lady's foot! I'm officially incredibly creepy! playing footsie

Comments

[littleboy716]

since when did you start drinking coffee? caffeine makes you crazy! no wonder you're feeling up old ladies.

[distort_1999]

That's the funniest story ever (today). Titter, Titter.

I'm fairly sure that no one gets any sleep during college, unless you're me. In which case, I get twelve hours of sleep a day.

Oh shit! So I actually dropped off the letter to Mike, committing social suicide in the process. I kinda threw it at him, and sprinted out of the door.

At least you thought her foot was a table stand and not a garbage can.

[wearebarnacles]

Old-lady footsie is HOT!

Take a nap, Dao. Fuck it all and sleep for some hours.

last night, last night...

[irisana]

dude. you terrorized little old ladies and your drunk ass gay-as-Elton John brother terrorized me...again! what is with the phakeovilays?

he was so drunk...and so frisky...

agh!