Because some dork promoting a business added me to his friend's list in some bizarre attempt to advertise his website and became abusive when politely asked to remove me from said list, this journal is no longer open to the public
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The message was for anyone who may, in future, believe they would like to be allowed into the elite circle which is my friend's list and be privy to the titillating secrets contained therein.
You too can stop smoking, lose weight, and enlarge your penis. Just visit my website for a free trial* of my amazing patent pending program! Eliminates house hold odors, improves your credit score, refinances your mortgage, and gives you investment advice! Act now, operators are standing by!
*After trial period expires, your credit card will be charged $19.95 for each installment of the program.
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I promise I won't try to sell you anything! ;)
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If you /promise/, then I /suppose/ we can be friends...
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I, however, make no such promises.
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I'll allow it! (best Roscoe imitation I could muster on short notice)
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The message was for anyone who may, in future, believe they would like to be allowed into the elite circle which is my friend's list and be privy to the titillating secrets contained therein.
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....tit.
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I was just trying to be cute...
(cowers)
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*After trial period expires, your credit card will be charged $19.95 for each installment of the program.
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Sold!
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