Title: Chinese Delivery
Pairings:Homin
Rating:NC-17
Warnings: poorly written buttsechs with no beta
Genre:smut, crack
A/N: om nom nom
Summary: Changmin and Yunho have a bit of a misunderstanding and order some take out.
He cursed under his breathe. Yunho was going to chew him out for being late and he had broken his promise. Changmin had gone on a few dates with a very attractive woman and it had not set well with his hyung. He kept cursing and ground his teeth as he dragged his feet up the stairs to the dorm. It's just one more get together with other people there, what was wrong with that. It wasn't like they were doing the deed....right? Changmin put his hand on the door knob and hesitated. Who am I kidding? Hyung is gonna kill me.
He finally turned the door knob and went inside. “Changmin! I ordered Chinese, it should be here in about 30 min.” Changmin forced a smile and made a meek bow at his roommate. Yunho stopped for a minute. Please don't ask me about my day. Please don't ask me about my day. Please don't--“So how was your day?” shit. “Well, it was busy you know. That photoshoot took forever. Manager said that your schedule is pushed back an hour tomorrow.” Changmin continued as he took off his shoes and made a stiff lurch towards his room.
“So did you talk to that girl?” Changmin froze in the hallway. “I did talk to her...” Yunho walked towards the hallway. “What did she say?” Changmin had a lump in his throat,” She... She said that there is a party next week...” Yunho stopped in front of min. The air around him felt ten degrees cooler. “There is a party? Did you say you were going?” What was he going to say?
Any way he said anything would sound horrible. It was horrible. Changmin smiled and tilted his head, “I like your hair like this is very handsome.” Yunho threw his arms in the air. “OH MY FUCKING GOD. Really Shim Changmin? Really? You said you were going? What the hell?!” Changmin spat a few words in defense without thinking,” She invited you too! Besides what happened to that bimbo you were seeing in the spring?!”
The two stared at each other both very upset. The walls seemed to swell with the aura in the room as intense as it was. Yunho puffed up his chest, “We have something more important to worry about.” The younger was very confused at the sudden change in Yunho's attitude. His leader charisma was on full blast and was effecting Changmin. “What?” Yunho came very close to Changmin's face and grabbed his face with one hand. “You broke your promise. A man's word is a very serious thing.”
Yunho grabbed Changmin's jaw firmly and began to examine Changmin tilting his head this way and that. “ A serious crime needs a serious punishment.” Changmin became very nervous. Was he going to hit him? Make him scrub the toilet? Write an essay? Please don't punch my face. Yunho lowered his hand and shoved Changmin into the wall all in one quick movement.
“Hyung...” Yunho had his hand on Changmin's collar bone. Yunho smiled as his put his hand on Changmin's crotch. The whites of Changmin's eyes bulged at the sudden grope. Yunho leaned forward and pressed his lips on Changmin's neck. For a few moments Yunho slid his tongue along the side of the young man's neck. He then pulled away abruptly pulling changmin off the wall only to flip him backside and shove him against the wall again.
Was this really a punishment? Last time Changmin checked they had both enjoyed having sex together.
Yunho roughly unzipped the other's pants and jerked them down. Changmin flinched at the jeans rubbing his skin. “You've been a bad boy Shim Changmin.” Yunho breathed in to Changmin's ear while he rubbed his member against his backside. “I'm sorry Hyu-” Right in the middle of his sentence Yunho shoved his fingers into Changmin's mouth. Yunho began to rub his fingers around feeling the sides of the youngers mouth. “Speak when I tell you to” Changmin nodded unable to speak. Yunho pulled his hand out and cupped it below Changmin's chin. “Spit” Quietly obeying Changmin spit. Yunho then began to rub the backside of Changmin with the lubricant that he had provided. “That's cold~” Changmin whined. Yunho tsk-ed and grabbed the back of Changmin's hair,”I told you. Speak when I tell you to.” Yunho then inserted his girth into Changmin and began to rock his hips roughly against his dongsaeng.
Knock knock knock~
Both of them froze. Who is that? Changmin was frozen in fear but his hyung just smiled. “That's the Chinese food.” Yunho made one last buck before pulling out of Changmin. The younger man sighed at the abrupt end of their play time but was surprised again when Yunho slid his fingers into him and began to rub is gspot with his fingers. “Hyung~ aaahhh~ oohh~ The~ ahhh~ foo~ uuunnngh” Yunho stepped back with his hand still inside Changmin. “Lets go. You're going to answer the door.” Changmin was in no position to be arguing with him. He was in bliss and could barely think straight; his hyung knew every spot of his body so well he was powerless. Yunho led Changmin who was slightly bent over to the door. Yunho hid behind the door with half of Changmin's body while Changmin opened the door and peeked around the corner. The delivery man tried to hand Changmin the food but Changmin was having a hard enough time trying not to contort his face while Yunho worked his magic. “You did order the food right?” Changmin nodded his head while panting,”Yeah, Yes I did.” The delivery man was starting to feel very uncomfortable. “Ok, well, That'll be 30000 won.” Changmin nodded again and stuck his hand back for Yunho to hand him some money. Instead Yunho handed him his wallet. What the HELL? How am I supposed to get money out of here with you~ aaah. Changmin began to fumble with his wallet when Yunho decided to penetrate him again with his penis. “AAAAAAAHHHH~~! Changmin grabbed the side of the door and trying not to fall over. “AAAAH! AAAHH~” Changmin was unaware of the delivery man standing in front of him anymore and began to moan without any inhibition . “Dude, if you're into Chinese food that much you can have it!” The delivery man dropped the food and bolted for the elevator. Changmin continued to moan until Yunho stopped for a moment. “Pick up the food” Changmin grabbed the food and dragged it barely out of the radius of the door shutting. “Shut the door now.” Changmin pressed his chest against the door and just leaned into it to shut the door. “Good boy” Yunho then continued what he had been doing just a moment earlier. Changmin was on another planet while Yunho enjoyed watching him moan. The two finished and leaned against the front door. The two stood their listening to each other's heartbeat for a moment. Changmin turned around and softly kissed Yunho. “I love you. “ Yunho smiled and pressed his forehead against Min's. “I love you too” They kept standing there until Changmin's stomach interrupted by growling loudly. Yunho chuckled, “Lets eat.”