Likewhoa.

[noteasytochoke]

I am not sure what you are supposed to post in here but I figured I would send you guys this memo:

Dating people on the i-net is i-fuckindumb. Get off your computer and meet some real people.

The Older lady across from me spent most of today at work talking to her i-lover. Wicked annoying.

You all have the memo now. Don't eff up.

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[dangerrrdoll]

yayayay! a post, a post!

a few of my friends have i-lovers, it's a little creepy don't you think?

[noteasytochoke]

it actually all depends.

creepy- random stranger offline who lives 38943 miles away and you have no chance of ever meeting

so so- someone you somewhat know their friends and have a chance to see

a go- they live in your neighborhood and you have real life friends in common.

i had to restate it since i realized i technically met john on the internet. but we didnt have an i-romance at all. we met like, 2 days after talking. he brought me ice cream and oj because i was wicked sick to make me feel better. the heart melter of that story was i have a tattoo on my lower back of babyblock letters of my childhood nickname and he spent the morning searching for blocks similiar to recreate my tattoo for me. when he wiped those out i was like ok youre the one.

totally.

[dangerrrdoll]

haha yeah i mean technically it doesnt count as an i-lover if you have mutual friends and meet shortly after. it's the same on friendster, i have a ton of real friend friendsters, and then just a bunch of random people who either 1) are in the area (or not?) that i do actually know OF through our mutual friends, or 2) REALLY FUCKING RANDOM PEOPLE i would never think of hooking up with. hhahahahaa. ew.