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[saphirwyonneiss]

How did this happen?! I was just about to go searching for Jade, and now I'm in... some sort of church or something?! And it doesn't look familiar at all...

...Of course! It was all that idiot Peony's doing! He's always doing these things, trying to keep me away from my Jade... But I won't allow him to! The marvelous Professor Saphir Wyon Neiss won'

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[obnoxiousjerk]

...[fearing greatly for his sanity, at this point.] I do most certainly hope that you're a stress induced illusion and that there still is, and always will be, only one Dist.

[saphirwyonneiss]

Jade! I found you! Stupid Peony told me that I shouldn't go after you, that you had an "incredibly important mission", that I should stay home... But he was wrong, because you NEED me for it, and you being here, instead of on your way to Baticul (unless this is on the way to Baticul), just proves it! I just KNEW it! There's no way he could ever be right!

...But Jade... who is this "Dist" you're talking about...? You haven't gone and replaced me, have you?!

[obnoxiousjerk]

No, he was right. I've always much preferred that you leave me alone. Also, we aren't even on Auldrant anymore.

You replaced yourself, actually. [Pauses, considering.] You're not a God General, then?

[saphirwyonneiss]

Grr, why do you always side with him?! You know I'm far better than him, but you always do this! You're MY best friend!

Not on Auldrant? You're just trying to fool me again, aren't you?

Did you hit your head, Jade? Why would someone like me be a God General? I'm a scientist, just like you! Unless Peony did something stupid, I'm not a God General...

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[rosegeneral]

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[rosegeneral]

W-What is this?!

[saphirwyonneiss]

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J-Jade wasn't just teasing me, then?!

[rosegeneral]

What do you mean, teasing-- Wait! We'll sort out this mess later! You stay away from Jade!!

[erstwhilebloom]

"Lieutenant colonel", huh? And how, exactly, is this all my fault, Saphir?

Ugh, Jade. As if one of them wasn't bad enough, now we'll need to fortify the apartment to keep them from invading.

[saphirwyonneiss]

You always do everything you can to keep me away from Jade! You send him on missions away from me, you send me on errands away from Jade, you even just go and talk to him without me around! You're just jealous of our friendship, and you're trying to steal him from me, and I don't like it! And you did it again now! You found some way to get rid of me so I wouldn't go after Jade... but I suppose you didn't do too good of a job of it if Jade's here as well...

[erstwhilebloom]

There's no need to sugar-coat it, Saphir. Why don't you tell me how you really feel? [laughs] Did you just read all of that out of your silly journal? ♥

Though, I am surprised. You've got some spine to talk to the crown princess like that, lieutenant colonel. It's almost cute. ♥

[saphirwyonneiss]

I don't need my journal to know how I feel about you, Peony! And it's not silly!

But... this is how I always talk to you. What are you talking about? And what do you mean by "crown princess"?!

[dritte_tochter]

There's another one of you, desu?!

[saphirwyonneiss]

I see no reason to speak to stupid children such as yourself who pretend to know who I am. I'm a genius, and have no reason to waste my time talking to you.

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[dritte_tochter]

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[dritte_tochter]

[rainelovesruins]

... Oh dear... I hope you've retained some of your sanity, unlike your counterpart, or I may have to disagree with the genius claim.

[saphirwyonneiss]

Of course I'm sane, I'm better than that pathetic attempt at being me in every way.

[rainelovesruins]

I'm afraid you sound no different.

[saphirwyonneiss]

Well, I'm sure if you paid any attention you could just tell by looking at me that I'm far saner than he is; you just haven't been around me long enough to notice my obvious genius.