Have you ever eaten a nut (peanut, almond) that tasted like fart?

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haiku:

siting here thinking
the rain is still coming down
i'm always up late.

Oh, and I've been watching the True Life marathon on MTV because I'm a loser. I would read one of my 8 billion books, but I always fall asleep after 2 or 3 pages.

Have you ever been too lazy to pee?

I miss the ones who get me the most.

You might be excited about beginning a new project, but you are better off now building on something that you have already started. You will gain more in the long run by paying attention to the details, and then incorporating what you know into your current efforts. Don't just assume that you can do everything by yourself; asking others for help ( Read more... )

bleh.

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bleh.

By: Dr. Joe Dispenza from the film What the BLEEP Do We Know!?

"I wake up in the morning and I consciously create my day the way I want it to happen. Now sometimes, because my mind is examining all the things that I need to get done, it takes me a little bit to settle down and get to the point of where I'm actually intentionally creating my day. ( Read more... )