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Okay, this is how it goes..I'm talking to my friend Brendon online...he lives in New Zealand. I've known him for nearly six years now. In New Zealand, they're 16 hours ahead of us time-wise...so, most of the time, they're technically a day ahead of us. In essence, we live in the past. This conversation following, since it was 10:30 p.m. here, means it was..(calculation time)..2:30 p.m. there, tomorrow. Wednesday.
SS3Cloud (10:33:36 PM): how's the past holding up?
Sbsteph85 (10:33:51 PM): the past holding up? eh, not so bad. how bout the future?
SS3Cloud (10:43:38 PM): the future is a complete wreck...there are idiots being born every minute, and human society has been dragged down to the point where english is not a very commonly-spoken language anymore, it has almost been replaced by "Street-English" and "Broken English"
Sbsteph85 (10:48:29 PM): Word up, homie. Dat wut I talkin bout
SS3Cloud (10:49:39 PM): Shiiite, gal itz happen' already? 'Tardation ain't due till 2morrow fo' you yankees!
Sbsteph85 (10:51:04 PM): itz a step ba stayup pro-cess ta become a cesspool, foo
SS3Cloud (10:53:43 PM): shaddup, yo! i knows dat, yo be makin' a foo outta me? i bust a cap in ya ass if ya'are. looks like teh state of forida iz ta number one step of this cesspool pro-cess yo' talken' bout
Sbsteph85 (11:01:10 PM): whoa whoa, choo CHOO we all be gettin a'board da train! bringin' round dem muthafuckin bling bling shit, you can't bust a cap in dis ass, boy! you get a hole in yo FACE b-fo you can say "whhaaAATT?"
SS3Cloud (11:06:32 PM): A hole in ma face? A HOLE IN MA FACE? You'll ain't have no muthafuckin' face when ima dun wit' ya, gal, I'll give ya'll 'choo-choo'! Gimme some of dat bling ova here right now shit. Dis b coming from dem gangstas from da mid-sou'west!
Sbsteph85 (11:14:44 PM): wha choo talkin' bout, foo? you got all big head or somefin, my gangsta face ain't da one gettin bloody n' fucked up like yo mama ev'ry night! hahaha! Ma cru drop squash yo foos like da babies dey is!
SS3Cloud (11:18:24 PM): Wha 'choo sayin' bout my mama, bitch? Yo cru'? Wha cru? I don see no nothing cru! I'ma cut you foo! Yu musta bee da big head one, yu don' need cru to squash! Why ya'll calling 'us' babies wen der's only one of me here! Yo' on crack or som'ing, bitch?
Sbsteph85 (11:20:32 PM): Duhh...uh, hyup. Crack. Biiiitch! Yo MAMA is a bitch! To lil Bubba down da street! DAT whut I sayin', fucka. N you dun see ma cru cuz my cru already headin yo way to bust yo ass! And yo face! Shove yo face into da c-ment, boy! Like the ostrich you are!
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We ended with the concensus, not long after that final statement above, that I am one of the biggest dorks on the planet. I also concluded that I'm one of the coolest gangsters ever.
Word up, yo.