1) If you got married to your boyfriend/girlfriend what would your name be?
Kristen Gross...Wow. That's the first tyme I have seen it written out like that.
2) What did you do this afternoon?
This afternoon hasn't happened yet (it's a little after 9 am) but yesterday afternoon I went to Kennekuk State Park to take a walk with Jordan, then kame home/watched a little tv/took a shower, then went to The Pub (that's seriously the name of the place) so Jordan kould jam with some dudes. They were locals who use the place to "rehearse". I'm really glad they don't get paid. I think I may get out the saxophone and play with them a bit.
3) When do you plan on having kids or your next kid?
I don't have one to begin with...but I'm planning on having my first one after I'm married and have some money saved up.
4) Do you know a secret about your last ex that would embarass them?
Who was my last ex again?
5) Can you take a bra off with one hand?
I've never tried. Maybe that skill kould take me further in life.
6) Can you use chopsticks?
Kynda...I eat slowly, anyway, so I usually eat with a fork so I kan eat the food while it's hot.
7) How old were you when you lost your first tooth?
I don't know...probably 5 or 6
8) Were you a hyper or mellow kid?
Pretty mellow. When my parents would be out for the evening, they'd get Grandpa to watch us. He'd fall asleep in front of the tv and Marie and I would just let him sleep and kept to ourselves.
9) Why did you throw up last?
I think I was still living in Ft. Wayne! I ate some BBQ chicken wings from Griffin's on the south side of FW. I don't think it was cooked badly or anything, bekause I've had it a few tymes, and every tyme I vomited. I think it's the spices on them that make me sick. But worry not, friends...I kan still eat the ribs there. :)
10) Last time you were drunk?
Last weekend...We had a Bachelorette Party for my kousine Lisa mixed with my sister's birthday party. It was a really good tyme, and would've been even if I wasn't drunk!
11) What's for dinner?
Sloppy Joes. Or something else to use up the meat that I took out of the freezer yesterday. Whatever Jordan wants to do when he komes home.
12) Ever been to the Statue of Liberty?
Nope, I plan to go someday
13) Voting for Hilary?
Nope. I'm for Obama at this point.
14) How many e-mail addresses do you have?
2, one personal and one at work.
15) Do you HAVE to have brand name stuff?
Sometimes yes, but most of the tyme no. I've gotten a little more choosy about things since I've been aktually making money.
16) Last time you washed your hair?
Yesterday afternoon, after the walk in the woods.
17) Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
Jordan, just like every night. Last night we had some hilarious konversations before we fell asleep. We do this thing where we have Minnesotan alter-egos and have konversations in charachter. Boy, we're krazy. But I like it!
18) Do you like Oreos?
Like the dickens
19) Do you send out Thank-You cards?
When I think about it
20) Can you ice skate?
Yes, but not well. Lis and I went years and years ago and I liked it. Even though I fell on my ass.
21) Do you have a brother?
Nope...but I grew up with Marie. Does that kount for something? (for those of you who don't know her, my sister was a tomboy growing up)
22) Do you know how to change a diaper?
Yes, but I haven't done it in years
23) Do you flip people off while driving?
No, I was raised in an area where you keep that shit to yourself
25) Would you take a bullet for anyone?
Yeah, a few people.
26) Do you keep a planner?
I kouldn't keep anything straight without my awesome U.S. Government Appointment Book. Those things are really nice and I get them every year for free! :)
27) Who's your favorite American Idol judge?
I don't watch American Idol.
28) Do you like to grocery shop?
Yeah, I have this thing with spending money and groceries make me feel justified
29) What kind of mood are you in?
I'm in a pretty good one. I woke up a little after 8, did some pilates with some krazy Australian chicks on a DVD, and ate some frosted flakes. I have plans to get some shit done on my day off and it seems to be pretty nice outside so I'll open my windows in a little while.
30) Last time you cleaned?
A few weeks ago...on the agenda for today
31) Did you get an Easter basket?
No, but I got to eat with my parents that weekend.
32) What pills do you take daily?
I have been taking birth control pills since early high school. Not bekause I was a slutty hobag or anything, but bekause my body needed them to manage things appropriately. I'll tell you what I'm NOT taking daily anymore....HEART MEDICATION!!! Whoo hoo! And I'm doing really well!
33) What is the last thing you bought?
Groceries. Er, no. Yesterday I bought a Pepsi for Jordan at The Pub
34) Do you do your own laundry?
Yup, and it's annoying bekause it's quarter laundry. and it's downstairs. I guess it's good exercise.
35) Do you go tanning?
That shit will ruin your skin
36) Has someone close to you passed away this year?
No, but I have been to a kouple funerals
37) Baths or showers?
Shower. Every morning. I have a hard tyme funktioning without one. Sometymes I'll take baths in the evening if I feel like it and I have the tyme.
38) Do you take out the trash?
Jordan and I split the responsibility on that. Today I'll be taking it out bekause I put rotting avocados in it.
39) Are you getting engaged any time soon?
It's a possibility, but we need to figure some things out first.
40) What's the best part about being single?
Being single was fun bekause I kould flirt with just about anyone and feel okay about it. I like charming people. :)
41) Paper or Plastic?
Usually paper...but plastic if it's raining
42) Do you watch "The Hills"?
I wouldn't think hills would be that entertaining. But no, I don't watch a show by that name.
43) Last CD you played?
While I sleep, I use a CD kalled "Zen: The Art of Relaxation". The last CD I actively listened to and played was a Lionel Hampton CD I got at the library
44) What did you do last Saturday night?
Last Saturday night was the Bachelorette/Birthday party. We got a hotel room to drink and play games in. It was super-fun! The stripper never kalled or showed up, but I'm aktually pretty cool with that.
45) What do you order from In and Out Burger?
Ack...I watched Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle a kouple nights ago and that turns me off of In and Out Burger in a huge way. ("It makes me wanna burn this muthafucka down")
46) Which one of your friends is going to have the cutest baby?
I don't know...most of my friends either have children or I've never really thought about it. My friend Misty's little boy Evan is really kute, though!
47) What is the theme of your bedroom?
I just have a kolor thing going...Red and Brown. And I got some neat-o looking plaster-molded piktures of music stuff hanging on the walls. They look like they're from the ruins or something. One of them has a saxophone on it!
48) Wearing any bracelets?
Not kurrently, but I have some pretty ones
49) Last thing someone bought for you?
My mom got me a birthday present!
50) What are you going to do now?
Get up offa my lazy behynd and get some kleaning done