EDITED: I thought I LJ-cut it just now...
For once this is read from left to right. NOT right to left.
Wait! If uncle Bob has chicken with him! He shud be eating them already! Argh plot hole! Anyway, not only did this not help fasten the typing speed, it took me way longer than usual to type and comprehend them! Myth conclusion: Busted! And this is not a myth. OTL I'm not gonna check when is the last time I posted on my LJ. OTLLLL