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I'm Still Alive
I beat the portal game yesterday. I'm still alive, joy! Oh yes, in in a ranking of portal, I prefer it to tetris, and I prefer tetris to chocolate and breathing... Enough said. -
Fudgy Caramel Marshemallow Brownies
Today was a bust job hunt wise, but my father had a BBQ and invited a few of his friends over, one of whom brought a pan of her fudgy caramel marshmallow brownies... Honestly they were so sugary I think I have a new set of cavities...Don't get me wrong, I love things that are sweet, and things that are too sweet, but yes, these brownies were too ( Read more... ) -
He's Poufy
There was a soft pattering of rain against the patio doors at noon today. Thankfully I love the rain so I lingered to watch it fall, and was overjoyed by another sight. Perched under the protective leaves of our late blooming lilac was a young blue jay. He was flapping his under developed wings and squalling to let his parents know he was still ( Read more... ) -
The Job Hunt
I got my hours at work, and that I can come to terms with, it's summer time, workers who have been there longer than I are finally done with school and want their hours back, meaning I must sacrifice the extra hours I enjoyed during the school year to a group of high school students. However it does make a person lay their ears back and bare teeth ( Read more... ) -
The Wild Road
It was always a wonder why the previous owner carved a path of broken concrete across our front yard that held little rhyme or reason to it, curving and twisting where straight efficient lines would have added to the aesthetic appeal of the house. I entertained this thought till I saw her one moonlit night ( Read more... ) -
Chapstick makes ass kissing easier
"Pretty sure you just took that the wrong way, but I'm tired, and I'll kiss your ass and try to make it up to you later when I'm awake enough to locate my chapstick."
Yes, for those of you who know me I'm now saving my apologies in a place I can quickly access them for copy paste... because if I haven't said something to piss you off yet, I will. -
Begining, Middle, End
Argh! There was a time when a five page paper in MLA format with a minimum of three sources would take me a maximum of five minutes. This time was less than a year ago, but yet I sit with a note book to my right, a computer to my left, and three essay questions pasted between with no idea how to answer them in the required 100 word limit. I have no ( Read more... ) -
The Dare Me Button
A customer that can into the coffee shop actually had me write this down for them, so I'm posting it on here just so I can take credit for it before he does... Because I've been saying it longer dammit and it's mine ( Read more... )
