Sperm Count 101 (By Kim Ryeowook)

[sapphiresjblue]

Title: Sperm Count

Genre: Smut
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Ryeowook
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Kyuhyun wants to know if he has a high sperm count. Ryeowook is glad to help

Comments

[ex_maknaes]

I loved the story, but I don't understand this part!

“I had to chew before I swallowed didn’t I?”

[sapphiresjblue]

LAWL its ok if u didn get it. u hv to be like...a major pervert to understand it (like myself XD)

"I had to chew before I swallowed didn't I?" = when kyu came in ryeowook's mouth, his come had so many sperm cells that ryeowook had to chew before he could swallow Kyuhyun's come. do u see what i mean now?

but its really just a joke, in real life it'd be impossible for a guy to have that many that someone had to chew before they'd swallow XD

[elfkyulaine]

OMG!!!hotness overload here!!!sooo hot KyuWook smut...love it!
You're so great in writing a smut fic..^^
waiting waiting for your KyuWook story...^^
hwaiting!!

[sapphiresjblue]

awww thank u sweetie!

oh god and i'll try to do my best on a kyuwook story! writer's block....gahhh

[k19a2i8m1]

I think the AC here isn't doing anything when I was reading this unnie. *.*

ASDNSFNJSHFJAFNAFND KYUWOOK!!!! before I go incoherent with you, I bet you were busy again huh unnie? :3

so now I go to asdafasjfhsbafhsbaj-ing if you don't mind. 8D

[sapphiresjblue]

*gives u a new AC* all better?

omg yes! im so busy! and imma having major writer's block on a kyuwook story...

thank u bb for reading!!!

[coregurlz]

(DUP!DUP!DUP)

My heartbeats...ahh..I love it!!
It good for my afternoon day...hahaha..it hot..hot..
Can you tell what the meant>

“I had to chew before I swallowed didn’t I?”

Thanks for sharing...love you

[sapphiresjblue]

*gives u an icecube* all better? XD

lolz its ok if u didn get it, alotta ppl didn get it...cuz u hv to b like...a major perv to understand it (LIKE ME!)

i had to chew before I swallow = whn kyuhyun came/released into ryeowook's mouth, kyuhyun had so many sperm cells that ryeowook had to chew all of them before swallowing them. XD.

but its impossible in real life for a guy to hv that manythat someone would haveto chew before swallowijg. its just a joke XD

tyty for reading!

[coregurlz]

*Bath with the ice..."Ouch cold...oh,I remember that now is night not afternoon..haha..but thanks"

Hahaha...I'm not a major perv like you..
He chew it..hahahaha..it funny but It still good.
Love you ^_^

[kyuhyunlover3]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD I LOVE IT~~~~~~~ SOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *O* DOMINANT KYU THEN DOMINANT WOOKIE!! GAH!!! LOVE IT!!! *DIES* I DONT GET THE ENDING!!!TELL ME!!

[kyuhyunlover3]

BTW random fact my bio teacher told my class. sperm count drops when guys wear tight undies XD or skinnies XD

[sapphiresjblue]

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE UR WAY OF COMMENTING XD

gahh its okay if u didn get the ending...alotta ppl didn't. SO I SHALL EXPLAIN...AGAIN! XD

i had to chew before i swallowed = when kyuhyun came/released in ryeowook's mouth, kyuhyun had so many sperm cells that ryeowook had to chew all of them b4 swallowing them. get it?

so its a major compliment for kyu XD

but in real life thats impossible for a guy to hv that many that someone'd have to chew before swallowing. XD its jusy a perverted joke^^

thank u bb for reading!

[kyuhyunlover3]

AHHH XDDDDDD I KNEW IT WASS SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT I WASNT SURE XD