Letter To Kyube

[sapphiresjblue]

Title: Letter To Kyube

Genre: fail!Crack, Smut
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Ryeowook (main!), sides!: EunHae, HanChul, KangTeuk
Rating: NC-17, just to be safe XD
Summary: Kyuhyun crosses the line one night with Ryeowook. Ryeowook sends a very detailed letter to Kyuhyun regarding the previous night’s activities.

Inspired by: coregurlz Letter to Kyu: Flying Love, it

Comments

[k19a2i8m1]

okay so I was writing smut just now and I saw this in my inbox and I was like, "WTH. WOOOOOOOKIE!!!" and my dad almost heard me and you are the reason behind everything if I read your smut and I'll get in trouble. ^^

omo unnie! that was so cute~ (pfft.. talk about 180 degree change. LOL.) and I'm sure everyone loved Teukie umma and horny EunHae and Kangin appa so getting pwned by his Teukie. oh gosh. xDDD I shall dedicate this smut I am writing to you unnie. I am dead serious but will also be dead because I don't write good smut. seriously. D: oh well. ^^ it's KyuWook smut anyway. :P

[sapphiresjblue]

BAHAHA you will never catch me! *chucks a chocolate chip cookie and scurries off*

okok fine i'll take the blame XD

hahaha i know right! dude imma like...on a smut streak now. i have 3 smut fics to post.

that fluffy thing was soooo fluffy i need like 3 smut fics to make up for it XD

HORNY EUNHAE FTWWWWW! XD

youre writing smut? for me? bahh you shouldn't have /blushes XD

nooo! don't die! *zaps you* SHE'S ALIVE! Yay!

kyuwook smut is always effin hot. even if wook was a nerd and kyu was a nerd....that's be hot sex....

OMG I JUST GAVE MYSELF ANOTHER IDEA.... gahhhhh imma losing my sanity....(like i ever had any in the first place XD)

[rawrrgao]

pwuahahhahahah! omfg! i love this to no end! lMAO. i can't imagine innocent wookie swearing like there's no tomorrow though. lmao. and 13 inches? holy shit! that's HUGE!! bahahahhahahaah. and teukie bitching and then saying that he still loves those naughty magnaes. kekeke. and a FISHY VIBRATOR!! YES!! LMFAO. this was great and creative, and oh so soo good :D

[sapphiresjblue]

bahaha dude i think i was reading something wrong or i heard something wrong. one of my friend's friend ws like "I'M 11 INCHES LONG!" and i'm lke...oh that's special..XD

bahaha no no no ii changed it to 13 CENTIMETERS. XD

13 inches is like...abnormally long XD

bhahaha teuk was prolly bitchin cuz he didn't get his fun with kangin yet *wink wink nudge nudge*

eunhyuk is such a horndog for donghae he HAD to get a vibrator XD

[rawrrgao]

LMAO!! That's great. Hahaha. :) and yes, 13 inches long is verrryyy abnormal. Haha. and very unappealing o.0

oh, and that "I'm 11 INCHES LONG!" thing reminds me of fullhouse :) when they were at the police station in the English village and Heechul was saying how Hyukkie was short, and next thing you know Hyukkie pops out and says, "Hey! I'm LONG!" kekekek^^ great times :)

pwuahahha!! yes he probably was, and Eunhyukkie is a horndog :) i like him that way! LMFAO!

[sapphiresjblue]

OMG dudee i sooo remember that from full house too! oh eunhyuk...

"I'M LONG!" oh really Hyuk? Can we see? *wink wink nudge nudge*

kyuhyun is horny for wook, eunhyuk is horny for hae. plain and simple. dupdup XD

haha have you seen the video where hyuk is like "THIS SUMMER I MUST BUILD A SNOWMAN!"

[mallo_mousey]

I'm giggling like crazy right now XD
This couple's day is a very good idea. ;D

[sapphiresjblue]

mwuahaha! *gives you more giggling gas*

oh no! *takes it away*

ALL BETTER YES? 8D

haha i wish it was an actual day for Suju....

dude that'd be soooo epic

[mallo_mousey]

Every E.L.F in South Korea would be pressing their faces against the windows and sneaking in throught the air venilators. XD
Of course, I can't even stalk them being all the way in America. And it's not even California where the Kpop people visit, it's freaking lame OHIO. :(

[sapphiresjblue]

probably. i would do that.

DUDE I SOOO KNOW HOW YOU FEEL

i don't even live in cali. i'm freakin land locked dude.....KANSAS.

don't worry, i feel your pain. i feel your pain T___T

[giihgiacon]

HAHAHA! The fic is so perfect!
The letter, Teuk, the EunHae moment, the fishy vibrator xD
You are so creative! *-*
Thanks for sharing this fanfic, i liked very much :D

[sapphiresjblue]

BAHAHA thank you sweetie!

me? creative? you're kidding right? XD

tyty for reading!