dog farts and maternal pride

[sapphoid]

So, after the first date this weekend, there was a second date. Eileen (nicknamed Bean) invited me and Cleo over to her house on Saturday evening. We had a really nice time. There was good chemistry, even between Cleo and Tomi the cat. Then, Cleo commenced dispensing the most eye-wateringly gross dog farts she's ever produced. It was really so

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[machupicchu]

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You've had two dates and the woman hasn't moved in yet? And you call yourself a decent lesbian . . .
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[sapphoid]

I'm a slacker!