Need hockey mask

[sapphyres]

When I chase the beasts at the park, I have found I rarely have to go faster than a slow amble as the beasts always trip or lose focus, and, then they get caught.

That's right: I'm Jason fucking Vorhees, baby!

Comments

[notodette]

LOL.

I was thinking more along the lines of Pepe Le Pew, you know, without the bad smell and the love lust.

[sapphyres]

Pepe is a sex stalker! Think about it: he keeps following around a female who hates him & is always physically assaulting her.

[notodette]

Dude, the cat is TOTALLY asking for it. Look at that sexy white painted stripe...

Wait, what?

[sapphyres]

Yeah, she was waving her sexy pinstripe tail on purpose when she knew that part of town was full of low-income skunks. And you know I'm not species-ist cuz I have skunk friends but you just know she knew better.

[thatgirljj]

Man, I wish I could manage that. My son is over-the-hill-into-the-street before I even get up to speed. Tripping? What tripping?

[sapphyres]

I make growly noises & that makes them look back & laugh. Well...I can't claim all credit. When I used to run the Twin Derby, the one in the front usually lost focus then too. I think they need blinkers, like racehorses have.

[cubes]

I think I love you.

[midnight_lotus]

Haha that cracked me up.