Wherein I tell bedtime stories

[sapphyres]

I have a seriously borked sense of humour. Beasties asked for bedtime stories. I told therm about the three little pigs: one had a house made out of straw bales because it's more eco-friendly, one had sticks for god knows what reason, and the last must have been an architect cuz he was the only one whose house stayed up. Then we did Snow White

Comments

[midnight_lotus]

Haha... I love that. I change the stories all the time too.

[sapphyres]

I think I heckle life like those Muppets in the balcony.

You know. Those muppets.

[midnight_lotus]

LOL I'm right there with you!

[gnomenapper]

You need to write a "modern fairy tales" book, because it would be awesome and hilarious.